Rickshaw Astley™

i drive a rickshaw because gas is too damn expensive #smokefleet #NAFO (parody)

[Rickshaw Astley™ @RickshawAstley]

BREAKING: Unserious person posting AI slop doesn't have a leg to stand on #smokefleet

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

GO SPURS GO

[Rickshaw Astley™ @RickshawAstley]

Hey @GregAbbott_TX the wheels really fell off the wagon #smokefleet

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.

Go Spurs Go 🔥👽

[Rickshaw Astley™ @RickshawAstley]

Day 508 of the 2nd term of Trump and we finally have the first example of waste, fraud and abuse being eliminated #smokefleet

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

KENNEDY CENTER LIVE PART 2 - JIM ACOSTA IS LIVE OUTSIDE THE KENNEDY CENTER WHERE WORK HAS BEGUN TO REMOVE DONALD TRUMP'S NAME FROM THE FRONT OF THE BUILDING. https://t.co/Dbc99tOk4U

[Rickshaw Astley™ @RickshawAstley]

Remember muchachos it's always a good day to Rick Roll a MAGA #smokefleet

https://t.co/gw4rZXQoIn

[Tom Celica™ @thetomcelica]

Remember Muchachos,
Trump told MTG he would start a war over the Epstein files which is why he invaded Iran.
13 troops dead and hundreds seriously injured.
Billions of dollars lost and $5 gas.
Promises made.
Promises kept.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Hey #smokefleet, since almost every single artist has withdrawn from Trump's silly birthday bash let's get #Freedumb250 trending today 🤣

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

I'd like to buy a vowel

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Fixed it

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

White House: "President Trump remains in excellent health."

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Someone should line up all 12 of Elon's baby mamas on live TV and then challenge him to try and match each child with its mother. It'd be hilarious

[Dennis Goris | Cartoons @DennisGoris]

Have you been injured? #slushfund

[Rickshaw Astley™ @RickshawAstley]

Remember that this is in addition to being a pedophile and Epstein's best friend #smokefleet

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. What I found in Trump's new 113-page financial disclosure report. It doesn't look good.

[Tom Celica™ @thetomcelica]

The Taliban spent years and over $100M compensating families of suicide bombers and it reminds me of when Trump gave $5M of taxpayer money to Ashli Babbitt's family

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Wouldn't it be funny if God peeked through the clouds and shouted "I'm black, motherfuckers" really loudly in his best dad voice?

[Rickshaw Astley™ @RickshawAstley]

Insel Air - the official airline of MAGAssholes #smokefleet

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Insane jet blast at St. Martin Airport: a tourists get blown away by MD80 aircraft taking off.

[Rickshaw Astley™ @RickshawAstley]

She had no problem figuring out what to do with her hands during that performance of Beetlejuice. #smokefleet

[Ben Jacobs @Bencjacobs]

Lauren Boebert: “It is hard dating when you’ve been married for 20 years. You don’t know what to do with your hands.”

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Hey my muchachos, let's spend the day reminding everyone that Donald Trump was #EpsteinsBestFriend

#smokefleet, roll out

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran?

Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Come at me MAGAts. I'm ready for ya