primalbeetpoet

Old-school weird, yet oddly modern. Staying in touch by staying out of touch. Twitter? What the hell is that?

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"We are gods and might as well get good at it" - Stewart Brand

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Wisdom from the dirty south: only collards are real; all else is illusion.

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After a lengthy hiatus, the guppy is in the foyer again. So stop being koi.

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An amazing stew, from boiling down me and you. Swimming in that lake, an apple and a snake.

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According to the documents, I own the grass around me. Every blade. That is an oddly modern concept.

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Her vericose veins served her well in des plaines, where winter will turn your legs blue.

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I advocate a new form of haiku which uses exactly 140 characters. Call it, maybe, tweekyu. Or, if it's about bob, haibob. Or if not, I dunno

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Nix. Nein. Frank. enstein. The jury has spoken. Judgement swiftly to follow. Mercy is for lemurs and pole dancing hasbeens. Remember that.

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I dropped my apple down the front of my shirt. It hit a puddle when it hit the dirt. Now I'm drenched in fuji spooji and the trickling rain.

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That awkward moment when your humor is so nuanced people just think you are stupid.

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My employer stack ranks its minions. I am stacked in the cafeteria cooler, near the frozen entrees.

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I was just asked for my TPS report. Seriously. No hint of irony from the querant. Laugh, cry, move to Belize- unsure of the proper response.

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Normal? Just a cycle on the washing machine. Said Maddie from Nashville in 94.

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Fun fact about me. I divide the darkness from the light. In my spare time, that is.

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It's all illusion. So enjoy lunch.

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The US has become (to paraphrase Kafka) a cage in search of a bird.

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Apparently some people practice at missing the point.

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Well, it isn't really a shirt. It's a soy sauce magnet.

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Putin stole my mood ring. Now he is denying it. Douchy.

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Molecules running away from that will irritate your nose should it try to stop them.