SCENE: A maintenance shed owned by the City of Philadelphia.
With glistening tears, a maintenance worker puts a jar of Crisco back on the shelf.
“Maybe next year,” he says, patting the jar lovingly. “Maybe next year.”
The poles remain climbable. But no one wants to climb.
A monumental Washington day: NFL owners now have unanimously approved the $6.05 billion sale of the Washington Commanders from Dan Snyder to a group led by Josh Harris, per league source.