Riley Moore

[Riley Moore @rileymoore]

Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

[Riley Moore @rileymoore]

As we grow older our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

[Riley Moore @rileymoore]

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

[Riley Moore @rileymoore]

Do you like red beans & rice?

[Riley Moore @rileymoore]

As we grow older our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

[Riley Moore @rileymoore]

When you become senile you won't know it.

[Riley Moore @rileymoore]

When you become senile you won't know it.

[Riley Moore @rileymoore]

Aspergers Syndrome is NOT a good thing! BUT Bill Gates has it!

[Riley Moore @rileymoore]

Why is Wyoming the least populated state in the U.S.A.?

[Riley Moore @rileymoore]

Beneath all my clothes I’m NAKED!!

[Riley Moore @rileymoore]

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

[Riley Moore @rileymoore]

Many people look better in clothes than they would naked!

[Riley Moore @rileymoore]

Many people look better in clothes than they would naked!

[Riley Moore @rileymoore]

B.O. is NOT the answer…. G.W. wasn’t either. Who is?

[Riley Moore @rileymoore]

What ever happened to DAQ?

[Riley Moore @rileymoore]

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

[Riley Moore @rileymoore]

I being 6’4’’ & 185 lbs. make me skinny?

[Riley Moore @rileymoore]

When we remember we are all mad the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

[Riley Moore @rileymoore]

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that you've got it made.

[Riley Moore @rileymoore]

Bought a wine vacuum for my opened wine bottles and it really works – cool invention