Captain Bendy

Comedian & Marcelo Bielsa enthusiast • #LUFC • • ☠️ co-host of @deadmentalkpod ☠️ UK TOUR ON SALE NOW AT

[Captain Bendy @robmulholland]

I got shot with high-powered airsoft rifles to promote my UK tour which is ONSALE NOW!!!

[Dead Men Talking @DeadMenTalkPod]

Do you scroll whilst driving?!

Our latest Patreon episode with @harryjenkins is out now!

[Ryan Cullen @RyanCullen90]

RIP Rod Liddle. Leaves behind a wife and a young one

[Dan Nightingale @DanHasAPodcast]

Come and see me live 👇

[Dead Men Talking @DeadMenTalkPod]

Does that count?!

Listen our latest episode with @JamieHComedy now wherever you get your podcasts!

[Dead Men Talking @DeadMenTalkPod]

Do Male Recruitment Consultants have the best arses?!

Our latest episode with @jamiehcomedy is out now!

[conor @conor_brn]

You’ll have to go a long way to find a worse sentence than this

[Dead Men Talking @DeadMenTalkPod]

There's no better way to get arrested than this.

[Naked Martin Official @nakedmartin_uk]

Poo 💩 on a garden bench 😆

[Dead Men Talking @DeadMenTalkPod]

DEFINITELY not gay.

[Naked Martin Official @nakedmartin_uk]

Saturday, Naked Martin in da house 🏠 😮‍💨🕺🏻👍🏻

[Naked Martin Official @nakedmartin_uk]

Smeared in poo 💩 & rice pudding 😆

[Dead Men Talking @DeadMenTalkPod]

Best break-up excuse i've ever heard.

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

couple of new slurs just dropped

[Mr (P) @RapidoWolfio]

Listening to this story live was MENTAL!!!!!

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

American national anthem before kick off, game not played at night, hydration breaks, dynamic ticket prices, camera panning to celebrities every 25 seconds and a 30 minute HT show still to come

Never let these fucking idiots host it again

[Captain Bendy @robmulholland]

Dizzy penalties and a raffle to win a free pie. That's how you do half time you lame yank cunts.

[Captain Bendy @robmulholland]

@jimbobhas They have blood on their hands

[Captain Bendy @robmulholland]

Never ever let Americans near football again. This halftime show is a war crime.

[Dan @leathergregory]

Ann didn't die for this.

[Dead Men Talking @DeadMenTalkPod]

That's not her real name...