R Haynes-Peterson

writer/editor he/him Seattle area
Here to observe & sometimes retweet. Chowhound, Inside Hook

[R Haynes-Peterson @roberthp]

@tech__unicorn My friend says they can tell when their partner uses AI for texts/emails/notes to them, because they're polite and caring

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

Good morning to everyone but not the vaccine skeptics. They can fuck off.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Michelle and I can’t wait for you to visit the Obama Presidential Center!

Starting on June 19, the Center will be open to the public, and you’ll be able to check out the Museum along with public spaces like a new branch of the Chicago Public Library with a reading room, a two-acre playground, a fruit and vegetable garden, and more.

Tickets available at https://t.co/ahkDMKalIn.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

in the coming days, twitter will be introducing a new algorithm. when you see my tweets, pls like, comment, and subscribe. not bc you like my tweets but bc i easily get under people's skin. this will spread my tweets further, thus annoying your ideological enemies

[R Haynes-Peterson @roberthp]

@dieworkwear New algorithms are always fun :-/

[The Alcohol Professor @TheAlcoholProf]

Discover why cookies aren’t just for milk anymore — they’re leveling up with whiskey in the most delicious way. 😍🔥 #thealcoholprofessor

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[Mayor Brandon Johnson @ChicagosMayor]

Everything dope, including the Pope, comes from Chicago! Congratulations to the first American Pope Leo XIV! We hope to welcome you back home soon.

[ALIEN SUPERSTAR!!! @imissportmore]

OMGGG I just learned that mega million won’t be $2 anymore. It’s $5 now. Now I truly hate this reality. You can’t even gamble in peace. This is truly outrageous. It’s no JEM!

[R Haynes-Peterson @roberthp]

@stillpatriotic1 @rglucks1 Steve - you didn't say thank you. We didn't hear you say thank you. You didn't say it just now.

[R Haynes-Peterson @roberthp]

@chicksonright @realwilldonahue Says the party that has outlawed words all over the place the past month and made people disappear who say things they don't like 🙄 Republican Cancel Culture in full display lmao

[R Haynes-Peterson @roberthp]

@realwilldonahue Republican cancel culture on full display these past few weeks lol

[R Haynes-Peterson @roberthp]

@CrowInvisible @ShamashAran You resort to mimicking bumper sticker insults you steal others without thinking: automatic disqualification from any intelligent conversation.
If u think there's no global d***waving going on among China, Russia, and the U.S. today, well - ur under a bigger rock than most

[R Haynes-Peterson @roberthp]

@CrowInvisible @ShamashAran And when they fail, China and Russia are right there to help them out. It's weird how little Americans understand foreign policy. Check out the roads and dams in China-supported African nations sometime. Super nice.

[R Haynes-Peterson @roberthp]

@nytimes you forgot to put "elected" in quotes in your headline. FIFY

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[R Haynes-Peterson @roberthp]

@valhuntbeauty Sad though they weren't smart enough *before* the election to realize this was always going to happen

[R Haynes-Peterson @roberthp]

@ArmaLite15OU812 @CalltoActivism Always cracks me up how little MAGAts understand about American flag code, military traditions, and basic things every American kid learned in the mid-20th century. Consider taking the citizenship test, but brushing up on America first!

[R Haynes-Peterson @roberthp]

@elconservador86 @CalltoActivism Too bad you don't understand American flag code. Maybe Americans need to take the citizenship tests too

[R Haynes-Peterson @roberthp]

@NTSB_Newsroom Not even trying to hide the graft and corruption anymore, are we. A billionaire literally has free run of all government operations and no one seems to care

[R Haynes-Peterson @roberthp]

@NTSB_Newsroom Not even trying to hide the graft and corruption anymore, are we?

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Kyle Maclachlan’s tribute to David Lynch🕊️