Find the people that eat coleslaw:
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Can’t find them?
That’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. The only real difference is they’re going to hell.
morning ladies your inspiration for the week is this: u gotta stop putting lol at the ends of sentences to “soften” them. it’s weak. if you want to be an asshole just be an asshole, they probably deserve it
Guys will literally put their fist through a wall and break their hands then turn around and say women are crazy because we sometimes cry when we’re sad
Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killer’s being in the same car are astronomical.
If you battle with mental illness and are reading this I am proud of you. You are still here. You are needed. You continue to fight and that is inspiring and often unrecognized. Thank you for fighting for yourself. You are worth it.
LADIES imagine this,
its 15 years from now. your son is up to bat. your daughter is cheering him on in the stands. your husband is nowhere to be found, you start to worry he’ll miss the game. suddenly, a tiny red convertible pulls up on the field. its your husband, Stuart Little
Best dating advice I ever got from moms. “The signs you ignore in beginning just end up being reason you leave later. You know right away who good and bad for you. Don’t ignore that”