Robyne Dulski

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[Robyne Dulski @Robyne94]

hi ✌🏻

[NewT/Sage @NewTSage]

Find the people that eat coleslaw:

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Can’t find them?

That’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. The only real difference is they’re going to hell.

[Alex Stypula @AlexStypula]

Ugh people get so weird when you joke about killing yourself

[Robyne Dulski @Robyne94]

Tonight, one of my work kids told me “You look like a cool librarian. Not the kind that’s like, ‘shut up you fuckers!’, but a cool one.” 😂😂

[Robyne Dulski @Robyne94]

Holy shit

[Hadie Mart @CostcoRiceBag]

IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME?????

Read the first word of my tweets to find out....

[Robyne Dulski @Robyne94]

Watching Aladdin at work.
Kid: “Is this the one where the ghost comes out of the thing?”
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[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

morning ladies your inspiration for the week is this: u gotta stop putting lol at the ends of sentences to “soften” them. it’s weak. if you want to be an asshole just be an asshole, they probably deserve it

[crismontyy @crismontyy]

bottles of wine are individual portion sizes and this is the hill I wil die on

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

love playin this game called how many times do i have to leave this guy on read before he gives up and stops bothering me right now we’re at 11

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

The minute she makes eye contact with the camera she takes ownership of this interview. It becomes hers. It’s so frickin good https://t.co/sbBjq9T5RI

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

Guys will literally put their fist through a wall and break their hands then turn around and say women are crazy because we sometimes cry when we’re sad

[Gonzotrucker @gonzotrucker]

Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killer’s being in the same car are astronomical.

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

If you battle with mental illness and are reading this I am proud of you. You are still here. You are needed. You continue to fight and that is inspiring and often unrecognized. Thank you for fighting for yourself. You are worth it.

[Phoebe Tonkin @1PhoebeJTonkin]

it's gemini season lock your doors

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

LADIES imagine this,

its 15 years from now. your son is up to bat. your daughter is cheering him on in the stands. your husband is nowhere to be found, you start to worry he’ll miss the game. suddenly, a tiny red convertible pulls up on the field. its your husband, Stuart Little

[Marlee Matlin @MarleeMatlin]

Yanni or Laurel? Don't ask me. I can't hear sh*t

[Coach Aaron @vettepassby35]

Best dating advice I ever got from moms. “The signs you ignore in beginning just end up being reason you leave later. You know right away who good and bad for you. Don’t ignore that”

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

idk when I became “lemme grab a sweater in case it’s chilly there” years old but i’ll tell ya life is better at this age