robynneeaton

Executive Producer at Mine$tockers. Actor, Investor and Weirdo. Mom to Bali the Blue Frenchie. @MTockers

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This person should lose their license for five years.

[CTV News Toronto @CTVToronto]

A 27-year-old Newmarket, Ont. motorcyclist who allegedly posted videos of himself travelling at speeds of up to 260 km/h to social media is facing a number of charges. https://t.co/JuJIylawuC

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I feel like @Stranger_Things is a glorified version of The Goonies. I must say they did an epic job though!

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@ScorpioTerms Ugh. My life.

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#facts

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We met some very interesting people in the mining world and learned a lot about the deep political and social issues that surround it. All in the pursuit of our upcoming reality document-series @MTockers.

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on the couch, play on my phone and ignore them like a normal adult.

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More people would drink responsibly if there was a brand of vodka named Responsibly.

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If you dip your fries into your Wendy’s frosty we can be friends. 🍟

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A giraffes coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? Yeah, me neither.

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Facebook is where 36 year old women write an endless stream of love letters to wine.

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With these gas prices it’s cheaper to snort some coke and run everywhere instead. 🖖

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Finally, I realized I was not asking too much. I was asking the wrong person.

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For Valentine’s Day I’m having a threesome. Me. Ben & Jerry. 🍦

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Hallelujah! 🙏🏻

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I’m running for Prime Minister to give you back control of your life.

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I don’t need a Valentine. I need a cool Mil and fast metabolism.

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I’ve seen Ron Jeremy walking around in sweat pants & flip flops and a 70 year old lady having a dildo sword fight.

Yeah, there’s not much that can shock me anymore.

#truestory

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I don’t care what any y’all f*ckers think, I’m sure going to miss Tom Brady… In those tights.

#tombrady #NFL

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January was a tough year but we made it.

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Sorry Wordle. I can do a lot of things but I just can’t bring myself to do you.