The day he told me he had only 50k left in his account, I made sure I collected 42k from it. 40k for my hair, 2k for data. He was reluctant, but I told him he would survive. Men always do.
"As a Nigerian woman, when you get to about the age of 45 and you are married, you accept that at some point your husband will have girlfriends, and you just get on with it..."
Chelsea fan called KC, big up to him, called out Winstanley to his face outside the stadium.
Told him he's a rubbish SD and to go back to Brighton, we need more heroes like this guy.
Credit: @ChelseaFanTVyt YouTube.
I should insult you
If I make 100 million or 150 in a year at a Nigerian company I'm asking for triple my current pay while already negotiating with other companies.
How did you make the 3 billion sef
After I raked in N1 billion procurement revenue in 3 years, the company decided to bring a 70yr old Italian to lead business development. His living allowance alone was more than my salary. The guy eventually brought only 7m until they let him go.
I just remembered something๐ญ๐
There was a time whenever I go to market to buy pepper or potatoes from aboki,i will lie my network isn't working then he will offer to on hotspot for me... I will quickly go to YouTube and click one or two,then make sure the movies download๐ฅฒ
๐จ HOW TO FORMALLY LEAVE ADC ๐จ
1) Write a resignation letter (use template below)
2) State clearly: you resign EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
3) Add: you withdraw any prior membership (important!)
4) Sign (digital signature is fine if sending as email)
5) Send it NOW using any or all of these contact:
๐ง [email protected]
&
[email protected] (email)
๐ 121 Adetokunbo Ademola Crescent, Wuse 2, Abuja (letter)
๐ฑ +234 702 642 0430 (optional WhatsApp/SMS: โIโve emailed my resignationโ)
6) Keep proof:
โ๏ธ Email sent (screenshot)
โ๏ธ PDF copy of letter
7) You are LEGALLY covered once sent (Resignation is effective upon communication, not upon ADC acknowledgement)
8) You can now safely join NDC https://t.co/46orkH2LOI
9) Post your resignation publicly on social media for timestamp evidence (you can cover your full names and NIN for privacy if you want!)
10) Final step: Don't forget to unfollow ADC accounts ๐
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๐ RESIGNATION TEMPLATE:
[YOUR FULL NAME]
[ADDRESS]
[PHONE]
[EMAIL]
[DATE]
The National Chairman
African Democratic Congress (ADC)
Abuja, Nigeria
Subject: Resignation from ADC Membership
Dear Sir,
I hereby resign my membership of the African Democratic Congress (ADC) with IMMEDIATE EFFECT.
I initially registered [online only / and completed ward authentication โ pls choose one]. Notwithstanding this, I hereby withdraw any prior expression of membership and confirm that from the date of this notice, I am not a member of the ADC.
Please update your records accordingly.
Yours faithfully,
[SIGNATURE - digital or printed]
[YOUR FULL NAME]
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OBIDIENTS, stay sharp. Document everything!!!
.@elonmusk, For months, I have paid โฆ49,000 for my Starlink subscription in Nigeria. Suddenly, and without notice, without consent, and without any change to my plan, I am slammed with a ridiculous charge of โฆ215,955.
Letโs be clear: this looks like exploitation, not pricing.
You do not wake up one morning and multiply a customerโs bill by over 4x with zero communication. That is not business, it is abuse of trust.
Are Nigerian customers being taken for granted? Is this a deliberate strategy or a gross failure of your billing system?
Either way, it is unacceptable.
Reverse this charge immediately and explain yourselves publicly. Silence will only confirm the worst assumptions.
cc: @fccpcnigeria@Starlink