Jack Roddy

[Jack Roddy @RoddyJack]

Greatest Newcastle goal ever

[Jack Roddy @RoddyJack]

Haiti have better odds of winning the world Cup than Leicester were to win the Premier League 🤣

[Emily’s Football Tips @EmilyTaylorTips]

Surely the GOAT won't let us down? 🐐

If Ronaldo is the top scorer at the World Cup I'll give the £250 to someone who ❤️this post 🏆

[Andrew Branca Show @TheBrancaShow]

How many drops of liquid shit have to be in a bucket of pristine water before you won't drink it?

I doubt the answer is "1.2%" of the volume of the bucket.

[Jack Roddy @RoddyJack]

🤣 Champions by 2030 is fucking hilarious keeping players like this around

[airport @IAmNUFCAirport]

🚨EXC: Left back Matt Targett close to signing new deal at #NUFC.

👀 Wants to CHALLENGE Lewis Hall for spot in starting XI…and has England hopes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

🔴 30 y.o impressed at Boro after eczema concerns

✍️ Understand club hierarchy have since filed for a restraining order.

#NUFC

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

Him being arrested

[ben @bennufc_18]

The torture of the 25/26 season has finally come to an end

[Jack Roddy @RoddyJack]

🤣 unbelievable

[England @England]

It’s official. Your #ThreeLions players heading to the @FIFAWorldCup! 🏆

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bring back Southgate

[Buvey @lawrence_bury]

Dan Burn over Maguire is a huge mistake
No Hall or Shaw is a huge mistake
Madueke over Palmer and Foden is a huge mistake
Henderson is a huge mistake

[Con @ConnorParker10]

When do Southampton’s summer holidays start?

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

I’d like to report an international war crime 😭😭😭

[Speckenbauer @FranzHMFC]

Don't know why but it's just dawned on me that Harvey Price is eligible to play for Trinidad & Tobago. Just incase anyone wondered.

[Jack Roddy @RoddyJack]

Utterly pathetic fat pig

[Marlin @nostalgiafkninc]

The greatest sin on earth is being fat

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

We've reached the point in the UK where working full time doesn't actually mean anything anymore.

It used to mean stability. It used to mean you could afford a home, eat properly, maybe go away once a year and not panic if your car made a weird noise.

Now it just means nothing.

You wake up early, work all day, come home tired, and still somehow sit there wondering how you're going afford everything.

Rent is ridiculous. Bills are constant. Food prices change depending on the mood of the supermarket.

And wages? Basically frozen in time.

You're not lazy. You're not bad with money. You're just trying to survive in a system where everything goes up except what you get paid.

[Tchouameninga @Tchouamevingaa]

The Real Madrid dressing room has been fighting amongst themselves for a week

Meanwhile, Mbappe, who finally has a girlfriend without a dick:

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

If you need a laugh today

[Vilechelsea12 @vilechelsea12]

Melt them down and fill the pot holes 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[robyn☦️ @RRR0BYN]

Bulgaria I was not familiar with your game

[__YC9__ @__YC9__]

So turns out, British people have had enough of their own people being stabbed & raped by foreigners.

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

What an outrageous comment.. 😭