Roger

Caged. Vicious. Caviomorph.

[Roger @RogerTheDegu]

So our already overcrowded and poorly funded state schools will have 37,000 new students? @UKLabour played a blinder there, didn’t they. Well done, haters, you’ve really improved the lives of children.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Up to 37,000 children may have to leave private schools because their parents say they can't afford VAT on fees. And four million kids go to school hungry because their parents can't afford breakfast.

[Roger @RogerTheDegu]

It’s the bugs that I’m worried about.

[Roger @RogerTheDegu]

No.

[Roger @RogerTheDegu]

Lines of cocaine and a lot of ozempic?

[henny @Ro_Henny_]

@creepydotorg I don’t know what was happening on that movie set

[terry christian @terrychristian]

No surprise there 🤣🤣🤣

[Roger @RogerTheDegu]

Cats.

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

@AMAZlNGNATURE One of my worst horrifying nightmares😭😢

[Minty Cadwalladr @MrsSurvival]

Dear @HeinzUK,

I’d like to pitch you an idea.

#Dinosauce. Sauces you already make but in dinosaur shaped bottles for children. Maybe sugar free so their parents buy into it.

I feel like this will be more successful than green ketchup ever was.

Warmest wishes,

Mrs Survival

X

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Well @leeandersonmp_, the UK sent 697 delegates to COP 28 under the Conservative Party you were Deputy Chairman of.

[Roger @RogerTheDegu]

Question for those who know: what / which real curry is “chip shop curry sauce” closest to?

[Neil Gibbons @neilgibbons]

Absolutely obsessed with this guy and everything in his life that led him to this moment

[Roger @RogerTheDegu]

This from a social media platform owned by someone who just campaigned for a rapist to be president of the USA. Strange time to start worrying about hate speech.

[Roger @RogerTheDegu]

None of the vehicles parked in the @Morrisons ‘Click & Collect’ bays was doing click and collect. There were plenty of other spaces, and closer to the store too. This was dickheaddery for the sake of it. A curious choice from the chap with his company logo on the side, I thought.

[Roger @RogerTheDegu]

🤞 for a crash.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I see Robert Kennedy's campaign to make America healthy again by ridding it of the poison of fast food is off to a good start...
Also, how cold must that food be and why do they have cutlery on their trays?

[Roger @RogerTheDegu]

@CarolBN10 Tweeting live from over the rainbow bridge

[drkimikaze @drkimikaze]

Seb resting on my leg 🙂
#degu

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Why are you looking that way?!
(Photo @PoliticalPics)

[drkimikaze @drkimikaze]

Arya having a bit of a run before a chew and some food whilst Holly is otherwise occupied.
#degus

[Roger @RogerTheDegu]

This makes me feel incredibly old. I was a student when this came out. We wept into our shots at the end of the night in the college bar to some of these tunes.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Back to Bedlam turns 20 in just two weeks. Party for one? 🥳

[Roger @RogerTheDegu]

Frankly my best purchase of the last decade.

[Roger @RogerTheDegu]

This.