Haley Rohde

🌻You did not wake up today to be mediocre!🌻 TXST18 🌻 Dad jokes are life!

[Haley Rohde @RohdeHaley]

@Millions @dominos Definitely a pepperoni person. #DominosPiDay

[Haley Rohde @RohdeHaley]

@dominos Would love to have some #DominosPiDay pizza while my parents are in town visiting!

[Haley Rohde @RohdeHaley]

@haley-Rohde 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Venmo @Venmo]

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[Haley Rohde @RohdeHaley]

Apple juice over orange juice every time.🍎🍎

[Haley Rohde @RohdeHaley]

@hawtumn_ Oh I don’t really, I’m just recalling all the, great memories I have of you 😁 it’s a lot of fun thinking about where we were and where we are now in comparison. Try again? Nah I’m good 👌🏼

[Haley Rohde @RohdeHaley]

Handmaidens!!! When will you returnnnn!?!

[Haley Rohde @RohdeHaley]

One. More. Day. 😁😁🧟‍♀️🕸🧛🏻‍♀️🌙🕷

[Haley Rohde @RohdeHaley]

@hawtumn_ So you obviously know. Aww you’re funny. Miss you! 🤣👌🏼

[Haley Rohde @RohdeHaley]

@hawtumn_ 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Haley Rohde @RohdeHaley]

How did it get so late so soon??

[Haley Rohde @RohdeHaley]

*walks into pantry*
“I should eat a well balanced breakfast to start my day...”
*shoves three crackers in mouth and walks out the door*

[Haley Rohde @RohdeHaley]

@AnaLaChiflada You’re not a bad influence... You’re just fun! 😂

[Haley Rohde @RohdeHaley]

What did the sushi say to the bumblebee?
.....👀Wasabi

[Haley Rohde @RohdeHaley]

Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life and said “I’m here for you” and proved it.

[Texas State University @txst]

Congratulations to #TXSTGrad Haley Rohde, 3rd-generation Bobcat, psychology major, #TXST orientation leader and daughter of @RodneyRohde, CLS program chair & professor! #beabobcat

[Haley Rohde @RohdeHaley]

Hey hey heyyy. How do astronauts organize a party?
They planet 🙊

[Haley Rohde @RohdeHaley]

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean. But the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face 🐙

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS