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@_andreidan Also, airplanes didn't become optimal engineering marvels because some dude wrote a manifesto to "do things properly" - regulatory, safety and fuel efficiency requirements did that. You can't really reboot that c3.2xlarge or test things in production in that industry
@_andreidan Can relate to most, although it seems aimed a lot at the JS/NPM world. No particular imperative to fix things at the moment - programmers are still expensive and CPU time cheap. Optimisations usually require very good programmers who are even more expensive, so no one bothers.
Stuck on plane while Stansted airport is "desperately trying to find staff to offload some baggage". I found you some! Have been sleeping for half an hour now. @Ryanair#FR052#stanstedairport@STN_Airport
Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.