Romp and Roar

2 kinds under 3. I'll share what I've learned! #momlife #toddlerlife

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My 3YO talks like her caps-lock is on.

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My daughter had the entire morning to sneeze but waited until the exact moment she had a mouthful of oatmeal to do it. 🤦‍♀️

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@parentalmis https://t.co/FoQ6kPZem1

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I spend a lot of time muttering, "I'm sure it'll be fine," as my kid does something that, inevitably, won't be fine.

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@reallifemommy3 I can't get my kid to use anything other than her shirt for a napkin 😫

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@The_Fledglings https://t.co/MjbJgxsTX5

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If they can put this in cling wrap, can't they put something at the end of the toilet paper roll to remind my husband not to leave 1 square?

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@TexTexington Love it 😂

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I'm a firm believer in the "if it doesn't look dirty, it's not dirty" cleaning methodology.

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My 3YO's takeaway from Beauty and the Beast is "we don't marry bad guys," and I couldn't be happier with that. 🎯

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@ChildNutMo How often is too often for a serving of Annie's Mac and cheese with dinner? 😅

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What the highest setting on a power washer that's safe for using on a toddler?

Asking for a mom who just served spaghetti and meatballs to a 1 and 3YO.

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"ALMOST GONE, GET A NEW ROLL!!!"

@Charmin, please consider ⬆️

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If they can put this in cling wrap, can't they put something at the end of the toilet paper roll to remind my husband not to leave 1 square?

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@kevinthedad Just never admit to them that they're right 🤫

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I spend a lot of time muttering, "I'm sure it'll be fine," as my kid does something that, inevitably, won't be fine.

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@parentalmis Still looking... https://t.co/U6QfXhrZWE

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Our house is officially on lockdown until we find the blue crayon.

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Our house is officially on lockdown until we find the blue crayon.

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3YO went from "No! Please don't leave for work!" to "See ya later!" a little too quickly 🤔

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@The_Fledglings https://t.co/GKu6ChszM5

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3YO on Christmas Eve: Mom, can you text Santa and let him know I want a firetruck instead of a dump truck?

Me: Santa doesn't have a cell phone.

3: Charlie at daycare said he did.

Me: Well, Charlie poops in his diaper, so what does he know 😤

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My 3YO's latest thing is starting every sentence with "I know you don't remember this but..." and then proceeding to tell me about something we did 15 minutes ago.

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I've been working hard to broker a deal with our 2 kids to win their vote in our household's next #Speakerofthehouse election.

The promise of an endless supply of fruit snacks seems to have moved the needle in my favor.

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@wildrainbow2 @IHideFromMyKids We have a "We do not negotiate with terrorists" policy in our house 🤣