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@DerrickEvans4WV Sorry Tomi, we only wanted them as the 51st state because they were good at hockey...now...meh.

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@DerrickEvans4WV Spoiler alert* they already look like schmucks.

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@Rowdy_Introvert All this time I thought it was an ironic handle 🤷‍♂️

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@ThomasSowell @grok who is Joe Rogan talking to in this clip?

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@Rowdy_Introvert @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz @ThatGuyAtPGU I'll never forget their debut album Bloodstianed Lint... a real banger

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@YourAnonCentral Pipe the fuck down America's hat. The only reason we would invade would be to keep your stupid, communist ideas and wildfire smoke from spilling over the border. We mostly don't think about you except when Trump pokes fun at you and threatens to turn your leader into a governor.

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@thefactualprep All due respect, my wife has to be accountable for 40% of that 😉

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@wannabekraze Am I bad person if I didn't know Tulane had a football team?

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@KeithMalinak Look at Keith carb loading for this afternoon's carb marathon! Plan the race and race the plan, very impressive!

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@Rowdy_Introvert Those were the fun ones! The marathons and triathlons they tricked me into as an adult were much less fun 🤪

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@KeithMalinak Oddly, that's exactly what I declare every time I see a Falcons game in the guide.

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@Michellek4040 Funny, check your DM requests. 😉

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@historyinmemes J. Mitchell Minor Leagues Statistics | https://t.co/mykYMFUrYe https://t.co/KWUI95kliv

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@harryjsisson Does being the world's biggest social media dipshit pay well? Asking for a friend

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@BurtMaclin_FBI @3YearLetterman Unfollowed

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@iamjebbailey @stevemagness 4:45.05 but he hasn't had a time in the mile since 8th grade. This kid is 16, that 800 time is nuts!!

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@Rothmus Eating a human. ROAR!! FAFO

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@unclegarytrucks @3YearLetterman Shouldn't you be too drunk to #tweet by now?

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@BradWCAttorney You and @unclegarytrucks are really sucking the marrow out of life these days! Keep gettin after it boys!!!