👊 That's GOLD! 2026 will mark 20 years since I first toured. Catch two decades of my funniest bits and hardest hits, from The Ronnie Johns Half Hour to today, including The Weather, HTFU Australia, Bunnings + more GOLD. This isn’t just another show. It’s a comedy heist!
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Using the phrase ‘Living rent free in your head’ is such a perfect and reliable indicator that someone is a stupid annoying xunt. It’s the catchphrase for people who take pride in being irritating.
🎅🌹👃🍒🫑 T'was the Night Before Xmas. Recorded on TV's The Ronnie Johns Half Hour in 2005. 20 years ago! You get less for murder! Have a cracking break, legends. Merry Fistmas, everybody! 🎟New 2026 tour on sale now
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📣 TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT!
Time to hit the road in 2025 with a brand new show before it's too late. Civilisation is on it last legs. Who will save us from the Softcockalypse? One man....the last hard bastard on Earth. OZ on sale now. More cities to come.