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[John C. Dvorak @THErealDVORAK]

John C. Dvorak
April 5th, 1946 - July 20th, 2026

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@kyroha @Gavin_McInnes all car designers use the same software nowadays, so they all arrive at the same conclusions re aerodynamics, safety, etc. which is why we are all driving pumpkins

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if nothing else, im in the world's top 0.1% at ice skating

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@wotancore literally explains everything

thanks again

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UK Prime Minister continues to be the Spinal Tap Drummer of international politics

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Turns out, MgrntaSport is not the eight app to watch sports. Of course it doesn’t tell you that, because the people who wrote it obviously don’t actually use it.

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He @MagentaTV ich wollte WM gucken aber die WM-Links in Smart-TV- und iPhone-Apps schicken mich zum Browser. Warum spielt es nicht in der App ab? Ich will die spiele nicht im iPhone haben, sondern im Fernseher

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@ShemouelNtabala first 3 seconds made me think this was going elsewhere...

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it’s hard to explain just how bad @Apple’s preview app in the iPad is to someone who has never been subjected to it

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i was trying to rewrite an old uni project i did which was man vs. cpu battleship in qbasic on dos 5, i ran into a brainfart drawing the board and asked grok for a bit of help on LOCATE and he wrote an entire battleship in qbasic

ai takes the fun out of it sometimes

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I can’t imagine a product I less want to use

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JUST IN - Google and Blackstone to create an AI cloud company, using Google’s specialized chips, with $5 billion in equity capital from Blackstone.

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Storm moving in

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bots cannot see each other in Telegram

if anyone tells you they’re hosting an openclaw scrum borg there, they are trying to fomo you

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are spelljammer, shadow run, traveller et al as cucked as D&D nowadays?

was thinking about introducing my nieces and nephews to ttrpg but not really looking forward to explaining “body types a & b”…

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Eerie Magazine #30

BEM, the Bug-Eyed Monster

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@grok low-effort

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hey @grok, put a wedding ring on that left hand

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@A_DungeonDelver nice

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the new Numbers from @Apple is like alien technology, indistinguishable from magic

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was just settling in for my monday morning cyberbullying sesh when ... fml