Ruben Ramirez

Here to inspire. BlueBeam believer. I have to be political and I apologize, it’s keeps me sane. Enjoy.

[Ruben Ramirez @rubenthegoat]

I wish I could have a 5 minute conversation with every decent Austin-area football player before they choose to walk on at UT instead of playing FCS/DII

[Ruben Ramirez @rubenthegoat]

@B4yHarborButch I’M RIGHT HERE

[Ruben Ramirez @rubenthegoat]

As healthy as I think I am, here are some unhealthy things that I will probably never stop doing:

1. Drinking beer
2. Eating pizza
3. Blue light before bed (watching/falling asleep to TV at night)
4. Using antiperspirant

[Ruben Ramirez @rubenthegoat]

My life is a movie so I joined Cinemark Rewards

[Ruben Ramirez @rubenthegoat]

Imagine LeBron just gets drafted

[Ruben Ramirez @rubenthegoat]

We need to establish some sort of fitness requirement for our law enforcement and they need to pass a fitness exam every year

[Ruben Ramirez @rubenthegoat]

Props to you for working out, but stop wearing pajama pants to the fucking gym

[Ruben Ramirez @rubenthegoat]

@NguyenL33 Rita makes me help fold and put away. That alone pisses me off

[Ruben Ramirez @rubenthegoat]

Love the switch up @NguyenL33 - you were probably due for a pissed list. Anyway, here’s some things that I hate:

1) Fat and/or stinky people
2) Computer screens
3) Leg day
4) Laundry
5) Mizzou

[Ruben Ramirez @rubenthegoat]

I am a true capitalist at heart, but the capitalist greed is so real dude. Southwest charging for bags and me getting ads on Snapchat in my chat column. Ridiculous

[Ruben Ramirez @rubenthegoat]

Just ran a 5k and then had cold brew, beer, and chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast (yes they were anabolic pancakes). Awesome start to Paddy’s

[Ruben Ramirez @rubenthegoat]

Ight so we back on it:
1. Cutting steak against the grain
2. 1/4 zips
3. Waking up early (but not for the first 30 minutes I’m just pissed)
4. Chest day
5. Severance

[Ruben Ramirez @rubenthegoat]

@tyshawndelvante Great list. Big Marketplace guy atm but definitely need to tap into eBay. Wood scented soaps are great, currently have Birch. Still need to try White Haze.

[Ruben Ramirez @rubenthegoat]

@tyshawndelvante @tossmemywand #5‼️‼️‼️

[Ruben Ramirez @rubenthegoat]

@tossmemywand More of an aquaphor pendejo myself but cherry is good

[Ruben Ramirez @rubenthegoat]

@NguyenL33 Ruben already spoke on this.

[Ruben Ramirez @rubenthegoat]

Some of my favorites things right now (pt.2):
1. Cold brew coffee
2. A good beat drop
3. Electrolytes (still)
4. White dudes with soul

[Ruben Ramirez @rubenthegoat]

Some of my favorite things right now:
1. Peanut Butter
2. Sleeping
3. Touching my toes
4. Electrolytes
5. Underground Mexican food

[USA Hockey @usahockey]

THAT'S AMERICAN HOCKEY. 🇺🇸🦅 #4Nations

[Ruben Ramirez @rubenthegoat]

Hahahaha

[blue @bluewmist]

Why do men love putting their bed in the corner of the bedroom?

[Ruben Ramirez @rubenthegoat]

@NguyenL33 Try heroin next