Not Salman Rushdie

[Not Salman Rushdie @rushdieexplains]

After Rushdie's slap I've changed my DP to RK Laxman's common man. Laxman is dead, can't object. Learn Strategy

[Not Salman Rushdie @rushdieexplains]

Always a pleasure to see both sides of a coin work together. One kills people with guns, other kills logic with pens

[Not Salman Rushdie @rushdieexplains]

The "national" part was a bit of a stretch. But she's a treasure to me! Nothing like feasting on money from the poor

[Not Salman Rushdie @rushdieexplains]

But I wont fritter away dear friend, I am not you. I am better than you.

[Not Salman Rushdie @rushdieexplains]

Aah Whatever Rushdie, Indian media fell for me. I have newspaper columns to unload my bigotry now. Don't need your name anymore. Adios