Russell

Me and my nig Fred fucking shit up at the falls. FUCK BITCHES, GET BADGES!!

Troop 54 stackin

[Russell @RussellUp_Not]

Just got home to find @Fredrickson_Not shoving tennis balls up his arse #weirdfucker

[Russell @RussellUp_Not]

Just rough rided Ellie for a quaver

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

What's wet and slippery? A wet slipper.

[MikeKilgallon @Miguel_Jamez]

Don't know who Matt Hand thinks he is, what an absolute mug

[Russell @RussellUp_Not]

Who ever this Kim Jong un is I'm gonna wreck him as he took my swag #angryrussel

[Russell @RussellUp_Not]

Swapped Mr Fredrickson's shampoo with Doug spunk hahaha #madcunt

[Russell @RussellUp_Not]

Why is fckin snipe taking all my chocolate the fat bastard

[Russell @RussellUp_Not]

Was having a wank before but had nothing to cum into so decided to finish in Doug's food bowl #protein

[Russell @RussellUp_Not]

Fredrickson just ate all the bacon so I did a shit in his shoe

[Russell @RussellUp_Not]

Was trying to go to sleep when Fredrickson came in and flopped his saggy cock in my eye

[Bry @bryyywelsh]

Would be weird if Andy Murray became the first person to ever win sports personality of the year without having one.

[Russell @RussellUp_Not]

Wow Murray won I don't give a shit

[Russell @RussellUp_Not]

Nothing like a skinny dip with fredrickson in this weather

[Russell @RussellUp_Not]

If Murray wins I'll drag my little sack through sandpaper

[Russell @RussellUp_Not]

Mr Fredrickson makes a great cream pie!

[Russell @RussellUp_Not]

CAW CAW ROAR!!!

[Russell @RussellUp_Not]

If Doug doesnt stop fucking barking at this time of the morning then i'll sell him to the Koreans

[Russell @RussellUp_Not]

Just woke up to find mr fredrickson balls deep in Ellie's dead corpse #awks