Russell Kane

on tour until December 2025 – new dates added all the time – click the link to bag your tickets My kids book Pet Selector is out September 5th

[Russell Kane @russell_kane]

I’ve lived with animals my whole life. Cats, dogs, stick insects. Now I live with animals and kids… I wanted to write a book that would make kids LAUGH, teach them about animals and which pets suit them best. This is it. Pre-order for a discount👉https://t.co/I3rzLrtIr4

[Russell Kane @russell_kane]

@bobtheblogger69 I don’t
you’re obviously hallucinating a rodent. That’s quite common when you’re a pussy.

[Russell Kane @russell_kane]

Makerfield By-Election: here are the main candidates and their pledges… I thought it would be an interesting summary of the choices #makerfield

[Russell Kane @russell_kane]

I published a short story about Jupiter's Moon - "Europa".
Two biologists find themselves scratching their heads after water is brought back from Europa...
I've never written sci-fi before. Very happy with it.
Click link to read for free.....

https://t.co/hj8cEBGDds

[Mr Blonde @Kearney3Mr]

I’ll be getting the silent treatment later 😬😂😂

[Russell Kane @russell_kane]

Got a lot of time for this guy

[LondonKidsLitFest @kidslitfest]

You know we're not the kind of festival that likes telling folks what they should do but @russell_kane is coming to the UK's biggest kids' books party to end all parties on Saturday 27 June and you really need to get your tickets NOW! ➡️ https://t.co/W8NmxhN2HX

[MOtheMOFO @Getouttathat]

@russell_kane Do you do a cruise as well called the Gravy Boat? 🛥️

[Jonny @reedjonny]

@russell_kane Hasta any Bisto?

[Grumpy Cabbie @GrumpyCabbie]

@russell_kane Wow 🤩 my mate has a super club in Ibiza called Bistoteck and they do a full on gravy pool party with gravy instead of foam it’s going really well especially when they throw in a lilo sized Yorkshire pudding to paddle on 👀

[Russell Kane @russell_kane]

Fairplay to this Lad – he’s moved to ibiza to start a British business

[Matthew Leggett @RealMattLeggett]

😂😂😂 he literally did the @russell_kane bit

“Haha, had a good weekend, caught the sun a bit as you can see! SEE I’M JUST LIKE YOU! REGULAR OLD ANDY!”

[Russell Kane @russell_kane]

Just andy being dead normal in his house

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

British Comedy! 😂🤣

[Russell Kane @russell_kane]

@Josh_Russ10 @leonburton I don’t remember what I said that was a while ago - oh gosh. What did I do wrong?

[Russell Kane @russell_kane]

@ElfwickDraws @leonburton Same - it’s trickier than looks. Let’s retire

[Russell Kane @russell_kane]

@JamesMelville The 21 Billion Black Hole

[Russell Kane @russell_kane]

@ElfwickDraws @leonburton That’s not meeting. Humans are physical creatures

[Russell Kane @russell_kane]

@ElfwickDraws @leonburton Eh? You do something wrong you own it. 💪

[Russell Kane @russell_kane]

@leonburton I would never intentionally be horrible. Some shit must have gone down. Sorry if I was rude. x