Jon Russell

[Jon Russell @russjon]

Raspberry ketones, miracle fat burner? If Dr. Oz says so http://t.co/LYi9SuMj

[Jon Russell @russjon]

youve gotta check out this article! I made $864 today alone! http://t.co/tF86zoSt

[Jon Russell @russjon]

The world might say I'm waking up at 4:45 now, but I still say I'm sleeping in 'til 5:45 and wasting the day away.

[Jon Russell @russjon]

Contador blames failed drug test on a steak he ate, saying he could not deny himself “really good meat”. In a related story, Contador is gay

[Jon Russell @russjon]

Carb loading before the big race tomorrow will consist of a couple 20 oz t-bone steaks, medium-rare, and a gallon of diet pepsi.

[Jon Russell @russjon]

I just bought a Nordic Track. Goodbye chronic back fat... and all worries in general.

[Jon Russell @russjon]

This is the only thing that makes me sweatier, happier, and more stinky than a hard workout: http://plixi.com/p/45447689

[Jon Russell @russjon]

It's a fact, Karate heightens the senses... my heightened senses are telling me that Karate is gay.

[Jon Russell @russjon]

@stewartgoodwin if you dislike recurring pleasure, stick with the PS3. #"better than sexbox 360"

[Jon Russell @russjon]

The only thing I enjoy watching more than the NBA is the WNBA.

[Jon Russell @russjon]

I find great pleasure in arguing with toddlers because they are much stupider than adults.

[Jon Russell @russjon]

i pee so much, i'm afraid my wiener is going to erode away like a sandstone canyon. sandstone canyons are beautiful.

[Jon Russell @russjon]

contracting tanorexia at the beach