Ryan Satin

Head of @SatinProduction, writer, former FOX Sports analyst/TMZ Senior Producer, journalist | Repped by Gersh

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

Walked away from wrestling coverage about 2 1/2 years ago to follow a new dream and now I’m two days away from that coming to fruition 🪐

Don’t let people put you in a box. You can start over whenever you want.

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

For those who have been asking, here’s an update on what’s in store for my future.

Thanks for everything wrestling!

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

Funny to have had a front row seat to watch WWE win the Attitude Era, then become Booker one day and repeat all the mistakes the losing side made.

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

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[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

My guess: 23 Jump Street is when they became Men in Black and by the time they piece together why they cant remember that time period (because they were nueralized) Will Smith shows up to save them at the end ala Depp in P1.

Then we get a proper MiB / Jump Street crossover after

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

What Happened to ‘23 Jump Street'? https://t.co/Zkys2wEn1d

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

Couldn’t agree more.

Every time I interviewed him, he told WWE PR to give us more time at the end because he just wanted to keep chatting about whatever.

He’s also one of the few wrestlers who stayed in touch after I stopped covering wrestling, just because he’s a nice guy.

[Gorilla Position @WWEGP]

Genuinely one of the nicest guys I've ever interacted with during my time covering WWE over the last 13 years. As real as it gets, as funny as it gets, as talented as it gets. Wishing @WWESheamus nothing but the best for whatever comes next. What a run ☘️☘️☘️

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

@BDCprowrestling Imagine calling someone a cuck while coming on here to get on your knees for a billion dollar company to defend them trying to pay a tenured legend half their salary to continue working there. How’s it taste from down there, little man?

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

'The Bear's Liza Colón-Zayas Says Role Taught Her There's "No Expiration Date" On Reaching Dreams https://t.co/uqoTSiZpMQ

[24kGoldn @24kGoldn]

Bitches be wearing Mexico jerseys like their boyfriend ain’t cry when Charlie Kirk died

[Finesse @ProWFinesse]

They knew their worth.

[Bill Landis @BillLandis25]

I’m hearing that they put The Rizzler in here

[The House that Kami Built @KamitronPTW]

The Brogue Kick is gonna be renamed to “Celtic Kick 1” in 2K next year 💔💔💔

[Corey Brennan Of Fightful.com @CoreyBrennanFF]

We never got Oba vs Sheamus.

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

As a fan, I wrote my dream scenario of AJ Styles in AEW because it seemed like he was leaving WWE.

You also thought it seemed he was leaving, as seen in the screengrab.

[@PrestonGrimes @PrestonGrimes15]

@ryansatin You say this every time someone decent leaves wwe fam

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

John Cena’s final RAW match ended up being Sheamus’ as well

[Raion @Raion74_]

This is the stuff that Sheamus was doing in the middle of RAW

Always for the love of the game

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

Imagine how big the pop would be at Wembley for a surprise debut from Sheamus.

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

Also never gave him a title match against Roman during Reigns’ long run as champ - not even before or after their WarGames match - despite Sheamus being very over and having banger matches with everyone.

[TripleFraud @TripleFraud]

it’s incredible to me that they never rewarded sheamus after this run

[TripleFraud @TripleFraud]

it’s incredible to me that they never rewarded sheamus after this run

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

@SJackstaker I think they are directly to blame for sure. They could fight for these guys. They don’t out of fear of losing their positions or lack of care.

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

New Day & Sheamus should’ve been treated well in WWE until they were ready to retire. The way TKO is disrespecting legends with these attempts to restructure contracts for less money while touting huge success will only hurt them in the long run. Shortsighted business decisions.

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

When I was researching Sheamus before interviewing him once, I learned he had a pretty awesome theme song before signing with WWE.

It’s like DMX doing an MC Hammer impression.

Bring it back, Sheamus O'Shaunessy.

[Matt “Soda” Mageau 🇨🇦 @soda_the_saxman]

@ryansatin All because Nick Kahn and them need a new extension of their one of their multiple houses