Not Ryan Tubridy

My dear peasants, this is a parody account, a gentle satire on RTE presenter Ryan Tubridy.

[Not Ryan Tubridy @ryantubridy]

It's so lonely at the top.

[Laura Murphy @everose777]

Have no particular allegiance to Paul Murphy or @lucindacreighton yet intrusive violent thoughts about @ryantubridy abound #latelate #crass

[Not Ryan Tubridy @ryantubridy]

Quick fag before I go on

[Not Ryan Tubridy @ryantubridy]

That's what I'm talking about people, bring it on! RT @dickie1973: @ryantubridy last weeks #latelate the best ever

[Not Ryan Tubridy @ryantubridy]

@aoibhinn_ni_s You want to grab a pizza and paperback tonight? I'm feeling a little fragile.. #latelate

[Not Ryan Tubridy @ryantubridy]

I really do wanna stay with the #latelate ..but only if I see some love. Show me the love peasants!!

[Not Ryan Tubridy @ryantubridy]

Ok all that stuff about me quitting the #latelate ..truth is, I've been feeling a little under appreciated lately and it kinda slipped out

[Conor Pope @conor_pope]

What? An RTE presenter being interviewed on the #latelate? What the hell is going on?

[0000 @0000pm3db]

Tubridy's dainty little swinging foot under his desk disturbs me. Rhys Ifans knows what I mean. #latelate

[Not Ryan Tubridy @ryantubridy]

@levdavidovic Exactly, no sweeter a sound in all of Christendom.

[Not Ryan Tubridy @ryantubridy]

Weary of reading #latelate bitching this morning. The peasants will sooo miss me next year when I'm at the beeb...

[Not Ryan Tubridy @ryantubridy]

@levdavidovic Actually no, that was the sound of my fee for last night's #latelate hitting my bank account and not yours

[Not Ryan Tubridy @ryantubridy]

Ouch! RT @levdavidovic: Tubridy to go on display in wax museum. No word yet on who'll present #latelate http://t.co/xw0Sr3C9

[Not Ryan Tubridy @ryantubridy]

Remembering my other hard-hitting interview #LornaByrne (Angels in my Hair). Fish in the proverbial barrel

[Not Ryan Tubridy @ryantubridy]

Delighted to see Senator Norris bounce back from my mauling. It was of course unfortunate... but folks need to respect my journalistic teeth

[Not Ryan Tubridy @ryantubridy]

Tune in next week folks when I'll be tearing Dana to shreds..roooaaarrr!

[politic student @politicstudent]

I have written @ryantubridy a letter asking for clemency for @SenDavidNorris on tonights show #aras11

[Not Ryan Tubridy @ryantubridy]

Just having a quick smoke while my cardboard cut-out effigy finishes the show

[Not Ryan Tubridy @ryantubridy]

I dreamt that all the simple peasant folk that live in Connemara were watching the Late Late and were weeping with pride. I dream this alot.

[Not Ryan Tubridy @ryantubridy]

Enjoyed Eddi Reader on Pat Kenny singing about my beloved Connemara. Puts me to thinking of the burly Paki and the way he might look at ya..