I’m a little hot crab

Professional junk accumulator. And bloody good at it too. Certified Malayumyum.

[I’m a little hot crab @Saalene]

Rediscovering The Simpsons. A thread.

[I’m a little hot crab @Saalene]

Ironically this is exactly Eastender’s writers have seen their brown characters until the last five years

[Kev London .K.media @kevlondon4]

Eastenders 2026

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/qYdS5vlfE6

[I’m a little hot crab @Saalene]

A man who had ghosted me got in touch explaining his dad died and when I offered my condolences, he asked me what I was wearing.

[I’m a little hot crab @Saalene]

This was better than the film

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I sang that to myself in the cinema last night and it’s still making me giggle.

[I’m a little hot crab @Saalene]

Telemachus’ mom has got it going on.

[I’m a little hot crab @Saalene]

Is this the fragrance of my dreams?

[Fragrance Aesthetics @FragranceAESTCS]

my coworker was wearing this fragrance and everyone kept asking her what she was wearing because it smelled so good

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

A pony gathers up its courage and jumps over a small step

[I’m a little hot crab @Saalene]

Big moves for Big Mo. I’m here for it.

[Ryan Love @RyanJL]

#EastEnders Laila Morse for Reebok - there’s a sentence I never thought I’d write! https://t.co/NSmcjhDVaf

[I’m a little hot crab @Saalene]

OH. MY. GOD.

That’s beautiful.

[mhai @ getting married!!! @mhaikkun]

while my bf and I were out today exploring our old uni, he said he had to take a meeting on his laptop really quick and while waiting I could play this custom wordle game he'd "found" online where you put in your own word and your friend guesses. tldr here's how he proposed 🥰

[I’m a little hot crab @Saalene]

I’ve had two songs stuck in my head today.

[john v. variety ❤️.U.∞ OUT NOW @johnvvariety]

This is my most "guy in college with top knot named Julian" opinion ever but I think her strung out unplugged emotional performance of a pretty boring Mark Ronson neo mod song is one of the most bewitching beltings. Rip

[🌸 @chicorypetals]

new cheese village just discovered

[I’m a little hot crab @Saalene]

I want Caleb Hammer to tell me off and then Hammer me.

[The Cake Lady @got_cake]

Don't talk the talk if you cant walk the walk
😂

[I’m a little hot crab @Saalene]

My anxiety is through the roof and I want to set fire to myself.

[I’m a little hot crab @Saalene]

@jgramuk Magic

[I’m a little hot crab @Saalene]

Surely the cause for the best editing of all time?

[The Sopranos Club @TheSopranosClub]

Name a redeemable quality of Livia Soprano

[I’m a little hot crab @Saalene]

I just watched this silently with MCR’s I’m Not Okay playing and it ✨works✨

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

This is still one of the worst football decisions of all time..

[I’m a little hot crab @Saalene]

The copy I want to be writing