Scott Loudoun

Victoria BC resident ♑️ astrologer/pop culture analyst/meme God (he/him/it)

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Millennial public school hell starter pack

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oomf just reminded me of when issey lamb copied zayn

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I feel like women knitting on public transit is the female equivalent to the performative male

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@LibTearCreator1 This is satire just so you know she is not a real person

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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re Kim Cattrall scatting as her then-husband plays the upright bass?

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“Enter the roundabout and then take the second exit” you mean go straight??? I am actually sooo serious now this woke shit has gone way too far

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Ever noticed the most emotionally unavailable and abusive dads whose whole personality is hating participation trophies get the most butthurt about not receiving a Father’s Day card?

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Straight couples where she is notably taller than he is are queer and I will not be elaborating

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What do you call it when a man sits next to another man in a row of seats on public transit because it is busy but then the spot next to one of them frees up so that one moves over so they can both manspread if not solidarity and community during a male loneliness epidemic?

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Bro never beating posthumousexual allegations

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Imagine hiring a gay dude to cry at your opp funeral

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Go back to them but when it happens yet again Capricorns will look at you like this while you cry

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Boomer dads will be homophobic and transphobic and swear men used to never be like that when this is their favourite album

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Conservative dads-to-be tonight when the mom doesn’t give birth before the clock strikes midnight and their son is a Generation Beta

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Can there be one Architectural Digest tour where a rich person doesn’t claim that everyone always ends up in the kitchen like we are aware you eat

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Libras are just Geminis on easy mode

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When a little kid tells you something that they have already told you so many fucking times

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@TroyHasEbola I literally do not believe you enjoyed this

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Boomers when the morning paper at the diner they frequent is missing a section

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How it feels to have so many memes and reels to share with someone you love but you feel like if you share them all it is like giving them homework

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Fun Leo season activity: when the clock strikes not their birthday just text them “sorry it is not your birthday anymore”