UK Sia

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I just got 43 on Magic Touch! My poor fingers! #Nitrome http://t.co/zIlTLBlh7m 🌟

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imagined Beyoncé taking a dump and it ruined my morning http://t.co/iYRJvSHgY6

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http://t.co/wKp6X7k6fj You should've seen my bad spelling. That shit was [sic].

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http://t.co/MQJX3V2dtN If I ever become president, everyone will recieve a pet unicorn and a midget sidekick.

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http://t.co/GvU1dSUUTd No thanks, dentist's office that used to be a house

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Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines. http://t.co/sE03abRkET

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http://t.co/cA8aDn003A The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".

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http://t.co/Zai4Bj3rGr Ceilings were just ambitious walls.

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http://t.co/ay5S3CeYgX "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

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http://t.co/fU1MYxMwiX How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

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The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". http://t.co/G0oDhpadSZ

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http://t.co/pdhVuppWbf No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

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http://t.co/jq1r0yRN I'm about to watch 'Funny or Die' on HBO. Wow. Now I'm nervous.. I hope I laugh..

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http://t.co/QTE7uPXI Your life may be an open book, but could you skip to the good parts.

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Need to go for a meeting in Miri, can't go home

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@fylibingbing where are you now currently?

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@KellyHu so free tomorrow?

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Where is Li Bingbing