Pat Traynor

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The dragon's a zombie #RuinAGoodTimeIn4Words

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@DonnyTrumpy I like people who *didn't* lose their legs.

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@billmaher Every argument Trump uses sounds like your "I don't know for a fact... I just know it's true" gag.

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@BastardMachine Welcome to the life of a Patriots fan.

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#TrumpSoPoor that his next great product is Steak Helper.

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@DailyShowJon Trevor's ok, but he's just a standup comic. You were the right combo of funny and deadly serious on the important issues.

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@neiltyson ...Or Welsh Bunny Rarebit

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@BastardMachine According to Jim - EIGHT seasons!!! No, wait... Put down that gun.

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@CasknFlagon We'll bee there at 10:00. FYI... Your website says you open at 11:00. This should help give me lots of parking. :)

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@RivaPizzeria, you should really post your Marshfield phone number somewhere. If not on the website, tweet it, at least.

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@BastardMachine Maybe Tatiana Maslany could be the first to win Best Actress AND Best Supporting Actress in the same show in the same year!

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@BastardMachine Tim, is there an archive of your THR reviews? Tons on my tivo. What should I keep and watch???

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"These candidates are dog shit. All we're doing is picking out the dick that's going to fuck us."

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@billmaher Did to you see Tebow on the sidelines at the end of the game mouthing "WTF, God???"

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@BastardMachine Let's not forget Sports Night

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Getting 8 trees taken down on the 11th. Need to assemble a splitting party end of may or early June. Lots of beer and cholesterol.

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I need to come up with a new design and it's not happening. Could someone please turn off the internet so I can get some work done?

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I still have snow in my back yard. It's pretty depressing.