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[Sarah Lee @SSXXOO77]

@AndrewDesiderio That settles it, McConnell speaks & Thune obeys.

[Sarah Lee @SSXXOO77]

@JohnCleese Of course! How would they know who's behind all that heavy black cloth?

[Sarah Lee @SSXXOO77]

@mattvanswol Amazes me how people who a breaking the law, try to shame law enforcement officers for DOING THEIR JOB!

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

Out of the mouth of little ones…🤣😂

1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'

2) OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.'

3) KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle.'

4) MORE NUDITY A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'

5) POLICE # 1 While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop?
Yes,' I answered and continued writing the report.
'My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?'
'Yes, that's right,' I told her.
'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please tie my shoe?'

6) POLICE # 2 It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me.
'Is that a dog you got back there?' he asked.
'It sure is,' I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, 'What'd he do?'

7) ELDERLY While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, 'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'

8) DRESS-UP A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, 'Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.'
'And why not, darling?'
'You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.'

9) DEATH While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cottonwool, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.
The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: 'Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.' (I want this line used at my funeral!)

10) SCHOOL A little girl had just finished her first week of school. 'I'm just wasting my time,' she said to her mother. 'I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!'

11) BIBLE A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. 'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.
'What have you got there, dear?'
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'

[Sarah Lee @SSXXOO77]

@tedcruz They do, indeed.

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

This influencer video raised over 1.5 million dollars to help an 88 year old man retire

[Sarah Lee @SSXXOO77]

@SketchesbyBoze Amen to that!

[Sarah Lee @SSXXOO77]

@GuntherEagleman Exactly

[Sarah Lee @SSXXOO77]

@HowardKurtz Exactly! She was extremely rude.
It seems most "journalists" are rude these days, the exception seems to be for any Democrat they interview, then they fawn.

[Sarah Lee @SSXXOO77]

@JCRyle Read her incredible story in "Tramp For The Lord". It's one of the best books I've ever read.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Ever since USAID was defunded and thousands of NGO contracts were cancelled, left wing parties are losing in Central and South America.

Right-wing presidential candidate Keiko Fujimori just won the Peru election. This continues the trend of other countries rejected socialism.

[Sarah Lee @SSXXOO77]

@ryanburge Millennials are products of the US Dept of Education. Completely different "education", more like re-education.

[Sarah Lee @SSXXOO77]

@JoeConchaTV Too bad for Hillary that CBS was grifting for Obama. At that time, they chose between the 2 Dems & helped usher Obama into the White House.

[Joe Concha @JoeConchaTV]

The old CBS News…

[Sarah Lee @SSXXOO77]

@JustineBateman @MayorOfLA @spencerpratt And yet, LA residents continue to vote for Democrat Dysfunction, over & over.
To the rest of America, it's a real head-scratcher.

[Randy Barnett @RandyEBarnett]

Thus confirming the judgment of the primary voters.

[Margot Cleveland @ProfMJCleveland]

Has there ever been a more appropriate situation for this meme?

[Sarah Lee @SSXXOO77]

@DefiyantlyFree TDS

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

When I was the Air Force Military Aide to Bill Clinton (and again, that was not a political appointee position, it was a military assignment), I served daily with very young staffers who were appointed because of their efforts in the campaign or who their parents were.

I really enjoyed interacting with most of them. Bright kids from Ivy League school. But their naïveté and lack of experience showed. Dramatically.

One day I was walking across the White House “campus,” the “18 acres,” and I encountered one of the young female staffers. We chatted for a bit, and she asked me, “So, why did you join the military? Were your career options limited or were you forced to by a judge?”

I wanted to throat punch her, but I said, “No, ma’am, I volunteered.”

She asked, “But why? Lack of education? No other options?”

“No, ma’am, I volunteered. Really. Not only do I have a Bachelor’s but also an MBA.”

She asked again, “Then why?”

I shook my head and walked away. They simply can’t understand a higher calling. They are incapable of understanding that another human who would selflessly serve.

Therein lies much of the Democrat vs. military disconnect. They’re missing the patriotism chip.

[ⁿᵉʷˢ Barron Trump 🇺🇸 @BarronTNews_]

To every brother and sister in Christ who reads this, I humbly ask you to pray with me. Let us join our hearts together.

Heavenly father we ask you to bless America and help us remain a nation grounded in faith, freedom, personal responsibility, and respect for Your truth. Give our leaders wisdom, protect the innocent, and unite us in the values that have made this country strong.

We thank You for every blessing, seen and unseen, and we place our trust in You for the days ahead.

Blessed is the nation whose God is the LORD; and the people whom he hath chosen for his own inheritance.

In Jesus’ name we pray,

Amen.