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I'd read books on my iPad but it has movies and those work better with my stupid. http://t.co/nKEE3gqhQy

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http://t.co/g0Ojos0LNU I will step on an old woman's face to get to my computer to thumbs down a bad song on Pandora.

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Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". http://t.co/incLqdKYqX

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http://t.co/iUEv3zyQbz How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

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http://t.co/nKj3hdERZn If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.

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hate to brag but I can still fit in my Quinceañera dress http://t.co/BcRjQ6Kr

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http://t.co/W39ZhvjC Accidentally bought a Venti at Starbucks and now I can't afford to go to college :(

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When will my dog ever get the hint that my leg “just wants to be friends.” http://t.co/oGCIWTm6

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exams on head