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Wood
@swood
Detroit
Joined May 2007
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Wood
@swood
almost 18 years ago
@posthipchick
: yeah, kinda. if by "first steps" you mean lurchy, unsteady, fearless face-planting.
Wood
@swood
almost 18 years ago
Gram is taking his first steps.
Wood
@swood
almost 18 years ago
wading back into twitter. haven't logged in in a year. whoa.
Wood
@swood
almost 19 years ago
My new planner came for next year. I am caressing it and ready for it to be January. Let's go, 2008.
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Why won't you just love me for the person I purport to be? #BlackLivesMatter. He/Him
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Wood
@swood
almost 19 years ago
My turkey was awesome yesterday. Thanks, Meg. Also, the parsnips rocked. Even though I only cooked for 4, it was a success.
Wood
@swood
almost 19 years ago
@megfowler
yes please!
@papernapkin
: planning to get fresh since I only need a teeny tiny one
Wood
@swood
almost 19 years ago
@megfowler
I'm just sick of everyone saying how easy it is. Maybe so, but it is still a big dead animal that has organs in it.
Wood
@swood
almost 19 years ago
I still haven't ordered a turkey yet. I have also never made one before. Am I screwed?
Wood
@swood
about 19 years ago
Just found a pair of Jim's jeans that fit perfectly. I predict I will wear them every day for the next 3 months.
Wood
@swood
about 19 years ago
Working from home today. If only I had some peach ginger tea, this would be perfect. Without it, it's still pretty great.
Wood
@swood
about 19 years ago
can't stop thinking about the heartbeat I heard at the dr's office yesterday. this is starting to feel like a real baby.
Wood
@swood
over 19 years ago
Last night Juniper asked me to tell her a story about "that one time Mama ran into a fire and pretended to be a goat." I blame Dutch.
Wood
@swood
over 19 years ago
At 7:30 this morning my teeth fell out of my head from the jackhammering at our front door.
Wood
@swood
over 19 years ago
@Melissa
: what?? seriously -- I have a queasy feeling in my stomach now. I hope everything is okay.
Wood
@swood
over 19 years ago
Dutch called me from a doctor's waiting room and said: "so, this gown, which way does it go? the tie is in the front, right?"
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