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[joe lopez @swagladdin]

@NOSDRAHC ”20 mil or die”

[joe lopez @swagladdin]

@mymixtapez Take what the Forbes figure, then figure more

[joe lopez @swagladdin]

@WhiteHouse This ain’t it

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LTE is the new E

[joe lopez @swagladdin]

Oh shit Kanye’s at the Super Bowl

[joe lopez @swagladdin]

23 MODE

[joe lopez @swagladdin]

The dude on the Klondike commercial is high

[joe lopez @swagladdin]

They’re sleeping on me

[joe lopez @swagladdin]

Was that the bottom?

[joe lopez @swagladdin]

My guy needs to stop playing and commute my student loan balance ASAP

[The New York Times @nytimes]

President Biden plans to use his clemency powers for the first time to commute the sentences of 75 nonviolent drug offenders and issue three pardons, including to the first Black Secret Service agent to work on a presidential detail.
https://t.co/ggkKqKmOdc

[joe lopez @swagladdin]

How do I get on the shortlist for the Supreme Court nominees? 🤔

[joe lopez @swagladdin]

We doing adm to infinity

[joe lopez @swagladdin]

omg is dead

[joe lopez @swagladdin]

@nytimes I hope he brought back enough churros for everybody

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Uber Eats just spent $5.5 million plus whatever it cost to get Cardi B, Mike Meyers and Dana Carvey to tell us to "support local restaurants" while putting local restaurants out of business by charging them 30% delivery fees.

[joe lopez @swagladdin]

@NOSDRAHC A fact

[joe lopez @swagladdin]

I can’t be pigeonholed

[joe lopez @swagladdin]

If you are using @Yelp as a forum to cut down businesses and leave negative reviews in the midst of a national pandemic you need to turn your phone off and go to the corner fr.

[John King @JohnKingCNN]

3/3: The end

[joe lopez @swagladdin]

They take’m or they’re taken