sacrificial

[sacrificial @sacrificial]

@CommanderRiker for the benefit of the starship, i rigged the replicator so you can't order the klingon refried special.

[sacrificial @sacrificial]

do any of you even know my name? I know you call me ensign douchebag behind my back. @commanderriker you look fat in that uniform.

[sacrificial @sacrificial]

I am the sacrificial ensign. Did anyone think to snap a shot of me before you let me be turned into a tetrahedron of salt? dickweeds.