Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊

Cybers. F1. DJish. ConWife. Petrolslut. CMO @ @BSidesNCL & @BSidesLeeds Witch. @THG_Global Council. @Defcon Goon. She/Her/Ally. OwnOpinions

[Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊 @safesecs]

Hey @GetTransfercom - my son is supposed to be travelling to the airport with you later, the driver cancelled and no new offer has come through yet. Can’t get through on the phone, it just cuts off. Today is his birthday and the stress of this situation is unacceptable.

[Georgia Weidman @georgiaweidman]

I’m headed to Europe in June to speak and teach at multiple @SecurityBSides events. Due to a series of unfortunate events including the place I’ve been consulting not paying, I’m asking for donations to play for my travel. No pressure. I'm going regardless.
#cybersecurity #infosec #ethicalhacking #travel #conferences

[Hack Glasgow @Hack_Glasgow]

Want to attend #HackGlasgow2026 but unsure if you can justify the ticket cost? We have a limited number of Pay It Forward tickets, donated by our generous community, to pass onto anyone who would find it difficult to attend.

Apply/nominate here: https://t.co/dfGnkMxQ3s

[Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊 @safesecs]

@sailingbikeruk @BSidesSF Hello my friend! I’m good, ta Dreaming the life :)

How are things in your world?

[Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊 @safesecs]

Helping out at @BSidesSF today in the IMAX theatre introducing the awesome speakers & facilitating Q&A.

It’s already hit epic levels of brilliant in here as Katie Moussouris just SANG a Hamilton parody about AI during her keynote, and I am so here for it.

#BSides #BSidesSF

[Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊 @safesecs]

2017 me, your well served watch has ended.

Hello 2026 me #NewProfilePic

[Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊 @safesecs]

Been a while since I posted, so dunno who’ll actually see this, but here’s hoping. Our @alice_dot_io mascot, Sir Gavin, has done a runner *right* before @OneRSAC & we need your help to #FindSirGavin - check out https://t.co/80HxBeVQmv for deets #RSAC2026 #RSAC #PeskyRabbit

[Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊 @safesecs]

No #defcon33 pregnancies (or Covid) for either me or @_davewm_ 🏆

[Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊 @safesecs]

Vegas, we are in you

[Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊 @safesecs]

Our #RoadToDefcon starts today! See you in the desert?

[Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊 @safesecs]

@stickerstalluk @wutcts_mike What about the stickers you’ve binned because you don’t like the topic/subject/person? Not talking politics here either.

Because that has happened and we both know it, so please don’t make an attempt to say otherwise.

🤷‍♀️

[Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊 @safesecs]

@grommoss @stickerstalluk Yeah, hardly spirit of the community behaviour. It’s no wonder whatsoever that there have been new sticker stalls set up.

[Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊 @safesecs]

@stickerstalluk @Steel_Con It belongs to the community, Lizzy, not to you. We all donate to it and somehow you’ve taken it upon yourself to decide what does or does not stay in. Throwing stuff away that has been donated FOR CHARITY is frankly despicable. You should be ashamed.

[Lisa Forte @LisaForteUK]

Take my money

[Chris Medland @ChrisMedlandF1]

Just taking stock, a lot we're waiting on tonight:

- Red Bull protest v Russell
- Safety Car infringements for Antonelli, Piastri, Ocon, Leclerc, Sainz, Gasly and Stroll
- Ocon erratic driving v Sainz
- McLaren drivers collision
- Bearman rejoin at T14

#F1 #CanadianGP

[Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊 @safesecs]

Can we just take a moment to talk about my Blue Suede Loubs?

Their first outing and me despite being well out of heels practice I’ve painlessly danced in them all night.

Shout out to SJP.

[Hamilton West End @HamiltonWestEnd]

Almost a thousand dollars paid in different amounts...
And I oop 🫣

[Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊 @safesecs]

So #TIL a runcible spoon is a spork.

[David DiMolfetta @ddimolfetta]

NEW: In an 11th hour move, CISA spokesperson says it extended the contract for the MITRE-backed CVE Program last night:

[Hack Glasgow @Hack_Glasgow]

There's only a few days to go before our ticket sales close on @Hack_Thursday day. With the incredible schedule (https://t.co/5RCdpit1IB) we've got lined up for you, you definitely won't want to miss out.

Get your tickets here: https://t.co/miuMA6rY9K