Salman Ali Khan

Author
Professional Underthinker
Official Menace on X
Sometimes profound. Sometimes delulu😏
I turn random thoughts into books, jokes & questionable X replies.

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@ItsNala Letssss goood nigaaaah, will commenting still gets me that?? 😆

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@the_stranger51 Tell them my guy

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@sirtrickzz All day my guy…..

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@IAmSteveHarvey Think positive. As simple

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@Dearme2_ Naaaah my guy before that a niggah gotta hustle on streets

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@clicszn Thirsty niggas being thirsty

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@99Majik lol wake up with God that’s a fucking peace of mind.

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#sundaythoughts

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Pretty much…

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My Mom: God is Protecting my son

Also My mom: Son can you type this message for me.

#workloadstress

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@Dearme2_ Yes but she keep asking me to write Facebook captions or type messages to her cloth sewing clients.

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@DearS_o_n Been 1 year focus the ex from 4 years ago still trying to start shit.. you lying my guy

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I was hoping @elonmusk but ohh well he is almost a trillionaire so he has to keep the demure 😏

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@Dearme2_ I tried, I have been acting broke and I stay broke and I’m still broke. I don’t know how broke I have to be before I get rich.. just saying 😏

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@sijuagain My niece doesn’t have internet so she can’t tweet. Another reason to be grateful:)

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@aaniVibeTheory More money 😏

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@MaxToks001 Find love that stays within your financial freedom.

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@Super_Thinkiing That’s what she said until she found a millionaire sugar daddy😏

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@unkonfined Like me by talking shit and be consistent with it 😏

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@livewithnoregrt 😶😶😶😶😶😶 I won