sam bauer

“I hate when the thing that does goes really?” - Joe Biden

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Let me unbuffer for 1 quick second.... #TysonPaul

[sam bauer @sambauer11]

“At the end of the day, it’s your kid not mine”

[sam bauer @sambauer11]

“Stepmom” < Alone.

[sam bauer @sambauer11]

+65 should not vote. You’ll vote on beliefs that you’re grandchildren will suffer for. Go to bed. #realtru

[sam bauer @sambauer11]

You really only get to live 10 years. The rest is school, building, losing,surviving…just for a possible 10.

[sam bauer @sambauer11]

Women want to feel secure. So instead of hitting only fans or messaging thots on Insta…just send her a snap of you bustin on her panties when she’s not home.

You ain’t bored homie, you just lazy. Get weird and get happy.

[sam bauer @sambauer11]

Imagine watching football because you like…wanna watch football. Wild take

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Taylor Swift slamming brews on the Jumbotron!

One of us!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Taylor Swift slamming brews on the Jumbotron!

One of us!

[sam bauer @sambauer11]

What do you think about a challenge for the champions. Madden tournament. Top 3 get a round of golf against the 2 time..1st place gets a (-3) to start.. 2nd gets a (-2) ..and 3rd (-3). Winner gets the prize of your choice. It’s a movie @DrDisrespect

[sam bauer @sambauer11]

@JasonKelce finally being a drunk shirtless dad at a ball game like the rest of us 🙏🏽

[sam bauer @sambauer11]

@timthetatman GOT HACKED!

[sam bauer @sambauer11]

@timthetatman GOT HACKED!

[sam bauer @sambauer11]

@timthetatman The amount of humility and transparency you just showed on your steam is simply amazing. THAT I why we will always be in your corner ❤️

[sam bauer @sambauer11]

@Patriots ummmm…how do I say thi…GET MAC FUCKING JONES THE FUCK OUT OUR HOUSE! HES NEVER BEEN THE GUY. ID TAKE THE BALL BOY AT THIS POINT. FUCK you.

[sam bauer @sambauer11]

…so like…huh?

[sam bauer @sambauer11]

@Aduiwayanga @JoeBiden 😂😂😂

[sam bauer @sambauer11]

@timthetatman a gift 😂

[sam bauer @sambauer11]

@Wipz coincidence? 🤷🏽‍♂️

[sam bauer @sambauer11]

@timthetatman got that one shot level up kinda BDE 😂😂😂#warzoneproblems