Sampai

Bleed Yellow and Black,
Cat mum,
Eating, Praying, and Loving

[Sampai @SamCohen81]

https://t.co/VLt56MIBet

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@RealRuckus117 @tony93sanoma @headlikahole @PanasonicDX4500 I'm not saying it makes him gay. But you are the snowflake clutching your pearls at the idea of anything gay in Jackass when the Jackass crew have ALWAYS done gay stuff.

It doesn't inherently make them gay. But it does make you inherently stupid.

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@tony93sanoma @headlikahole @RealRuckus117 @PanasonicDX4500 Bam also got a dick cattle branded on his ass. So fuck off with your homophobia.

[Sampai @SamCohen81]

@RealRuckus117 @hewomykitten @PanasonicDX4500 They have stated in interviews that they did these stunts to force homophobic lead paint drinkers like you to watch their content.

But keep seething and coping and watch their old stuff 'before it was woke' where they still get their dicks out and swear to you are straight 🌈...

[Sampai @SamCohen81]

@RealRuckus117 @PanasonicDX4500 Do you?!?!?!

[Sampai @SamCohen81]

@WysteriaRozez @RealRuckus117 @PanasonicDX4500 Literally his idea

[Sampai @SamCohen81]

@RealRuckus117 @PanasonicDX4500 Bam took a rocket propelled dildo up the ass

[Sampai @SamCohen81]

@jondelarroz @elonmusk @nikitabier Have you tried not beating women, Jon?

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@Glenpatriot Tell you what mate, meet me after the game. I'll break your arm and see how you feel.

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@RichmondFC

Sam Cumming in game 2:

23 disposals, 7 contested. 6 tackles (team high), 2 clearances, 18 pressure acts (equal 2nd team high with Ross), 6 inside 50s, 4 score involvements, 300m gained, all in 75% game time.

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@ManuCornea123 @AFL Nice ugly jpg. I'm gonna add it to my collection.

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@DavidZita1 @FOXFOOTY The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

[Sampai @SamCohen81]

@rhettrospective It's getting worse...

The Steven King 'story' is directly damaging too. I don't understand how that can be ignored.

[Sampai @SamCohen81]

Hey @melbournefc, Richmond fan here. Just letting you know there is a 'Richmond Fan' Facebook group creating AI clickbait rubbish that we want to disavow who is getting more and more ridiculous, and is now claiming Steven King tried banning LGBTQI+ fans from the MCG.

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@Matt_Camenzuli Cry harder snowflake

[angel @raimcandies]

please please please never stop talking about lebanon, this is genuinely horrific. bombing civilians was already bad enough but using extremely toxic chemicals with long lasting damage is an EXTREME low. wake up you people.. in no world should this ever be acceptable

[Sampai @SamCohen81]

@FreoPope Yeah Gray wasn't ready to be #1 at all, let alone against your monsters in Jackson AND Darcy. Hayes-Brown should have debuted sooner.

P.S. Smash the Pies please ❤️

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@FreoPope @Richmond_FC @rhettrospective Yeah yeah <insert joke about your big Cox> or whatever about Sandilands as both are 211cm. I'm sure you are very proud about your special 3cm. We did have Mate Colina at 213cm but he never debuted.

Screw me for being excited about a debutant I guess??

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@AFL Carlton are the most psychologically weak club in the land

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Honestly, my one complaint with #Pokopia so far is that it constantly reminds me that I don't have enough PP.

I know, Pokopia, I know. I'm doing my best with what I've got.