Sam Smith

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here are some of my favorite songs of the year. As usual, I had some valuable consultation from our family music guru, Sasha, to put this together. I hope you find a new song or two to listen to.

[Nick Golden @nick_golden9]

Normalize educating your sons, not protecting your daughters.

[Bonnie Hunt @BonnieHunt_real]

Surprise! From the Baker family to yours. We are all in this together. ❤️👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 #wearefamily
Help feed families with us: https://t.co/seTtTMoi0Y
@NoKidHungry

[Sam Smith @samfa93]

These middle aged white people be wildin out in the comment sections on #COVIDー19 posts on #Facebook 😂🙄

[Sam Smith @samfa93]

Con: #COVID19
Pro: I finally got myself a boyfriend right before pretty much being quarantined for god knows how long 💁🏼‍♀️

[Sam Smith @samfa93]

When I’ll still cry at the last episode of Friends even though you’ve seen it a million times 😅

[Sam Smith @samfa93]

If you have a cigarette hanging out of your mouth on any picture on your dating app profile...it’s a no from me dog 💁🏼‍♀️

[Sam Smith @samfa93]

#DisneyPlus out here making nannies happy all over the world 🙃

[Sam Smith @samfa93]

Idk if anything pisses my off more than white men in pickup trucks driving like assholes 🙄😤

[Maren Morris @MarenMorris]

The irony is just too rich that after a year of living in the “GIRL” headspace, the universe would give us a baby boy to even things out. See you in 2020, little one. 👶🏻

[Elaine Hendrix Ⓥ @elaine4animals]

Watch out for those twins. 👯‍♀️

[Sam Smith @samfa93]

@jwalk212 Yes!! Just say no!!! 🙅🏼‍♀️😂

[Sam Smith @samfa93]

This woman sitting next to me at the bar just said to her friend, “I keep forgetting it’s almost September” ........should I tell her?

[Sam Smith @samfa93]

@jwalk212 I kinda forget about it most of the time 😅😂

[Sam Smith @samfa93]

Women who wear high heels at the airport are a different breed 😅

[Sam Smith @samfa93]

Happy Friday to everyone except people who come to a complete stop at a continuous right turn 🙃

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

As part of #NationalGirlfriendsDay, let's give a shoutout to the friends who always have our backs! My girlfriends aren’t just people I like to hang out with—though we do plenty of that—they’re a vital part of who I am and who I’ll keep becoming.

[still halal @halaIboy]

i be smacking the shit out of watermelons at the grocery store don’t even know what i’m doing

[Allison @Schmelt1Allison]

she’s 90 but 100% that bitch @lizzo