I LIVED IT: I Died and My Kids Still Asked Me for a Snack
"My middle child grabbed the Ouija board from the game closet, set it up in her bedroom, and summoned my ghost for some cheese." (On MockMom )
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Baby Shark Revealed to Be Love Child of Mama Shark and Mailman Shark
"Mama Shark broke my two-chambered heart. I just don’t know what to doo doo doo doo doo doo doo." (On MockMom )
https://t.co/anPvs6LZsP
Negotiations in Elementary Cold Lunch Trade Deadlocked
"This is a clear attempt by Timmy to have his cookie and lick it, too." (On MockMom )
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Mom Takes Instant Pot Hysteria to New Level
"Melissa’s Roomba is rumored to talk and take orders from the instant pot, which may explain why the kitchen is now the only room with a clean floor." (On MockMom )
https://t.co/VaazyZWLoQ
House Hunters for New Parents: What the Show Should REALLY Say
"Workout studio: I wish HGTV would air an episode showing the wife using the treadmill as a clothing rack and their children using the $2,000 Bowflex as a rocket ship."
https://t.co/H0qUExqiKW
Five Tips for Raising Boys I Wish I Knew Sooner
"I can’t tell you how many times I’ve shaken my head as my boys wrestled to the ground or splashed each other in the face or insisted a hoodie qualified as a winter coat."
https://t.co/PCI1ximF56
Mom Credits Parent Newsletter for "Serious Wake-Up Call"
"Before you do anything with your child, and I mean anything, stop and ask yourself, ‘Did I read the online advice first?’" (on MockMom )
https://t.co/AEdfX2Tm1b
Five Sexy Moves to Kill the Mood
"Move #4: Take your pillow talk to a new level—by asking him to explain exactly what he meant when he made that offhand remark six hours earlier." (On MockMom )
https://t.co/FjVn8zFOfy