Samantha Roth

I feel god in this Chili’s tonight

[Samantha Roth @sammysosaa]

plz quit being such a tease and just die already you old dud

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Mitch McConnell inexplicably freezes during press conference, is quickly escorted away

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

can we stop letting the oldest living people we can find run the United States

[Nora Dominick @noradominick]

this edit of greta gerwig directing #barbie set to “miracles happen” just made me fully cry on this here monday

[Alexis “Bring Back Bunheads” Wilson @sassyblackdiva]

Fast Car by WHO?

[Samantha Roth @sammysosaa]

@theashleyray I could not contain my glee

[Samantha Roth @sammysosaa]

WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO TOO DOWN OR TOO UP! Learn your lessons people

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Virgin Galactic just launched their first commercial flight to space, charging $450,000 per ticket

[Samantha Roth @sammysosaa]

It’s peak human oblivious self-centering that we poisoned the ocean so much for so long, and now are gobsmacked that there might be consequences #imwithher #heristheocean #ClimateActionNow

[Zoe Gardner @ZoeJardiniere]

The Titanic sub billionaire rescue mission is entering final hours of hope to find survivors.

Meanwhile in Italy & Greece, search & rescue to save people at sea is criminalised.
Pia Klemp is among those facing jail for rescuing migrants #r4today #FreePia https://t.co/RD730mB8g4

[Samantha Roth @sammysosaa]

Single men are so scared they couldn’t even get one to appear in the photo for this “article”

[evie @Eviemagazine]

Did you know that 53% of single men don't approach women because they're scared of coming off as "creepy"?

This means that single women are going to have to step up their game and make the first move...

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[Samantha Roth @sammysosaa]

Ok, Joe, now do student debt and medical debt

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Ticketmaster and Live Nation will no longer hide fees from total ticket costs after President Biden pushed for companies to ditch “junk fees.”

🔗: https://t.co/i63PSLzlch

[claire @cmsflpflp99]

raquel seeing everyone’s reactions to her behavior at the reunion: #PumpRules

[Samantha Roth @sammysosaa]

@lindaholmes My aunts pharm at 1st pickup asked for the “patients” signature and she had to break the news to them that Fudge, the choco lab, didn’t know how to write

[Samantha Roth @sammysosaa]

When someone is found guilty of libel & slander & then they do it MORE, what happens legally? #lawyersoftwitter

[Samantha Roth @sammysosaa]

Hey @netflix @hbomax @amazon @hulu @paramountplus @peacock 👋🏻, loyal subscriber here. I stand with @WGAWest @WGAEast I don’t want writers spending time worrying about making ends meet & qualifying for insurance. I want them creating fantastic, must see, original content!!!

[Samantha Roth @sammysosaa]

Yes. Feeling depressed = wanting fries

[CNN @CNN]

French fries — they’re greasy, starchy and a comfort food for many https://t.co/zUpd0LRAXU

[Samantha Roth @sammysosaa]

I didn’t know Gizelle was a flight attendant now #RHOP #ugt3

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Flight attendants delayed a Southwest flight for an hour after someone spilled rice in the aisle and no one would confess to it

"She went up and down the aisle and asked each passenger one by one, loudly, who spilled the rice” https://t.co/I8A9Sb64kJ

[Samantha Roth @sammysosaa]

@DannyPellegrino A Christmas crafting comp. Tell me the airtime, I’m watching every ep