Sam

Super Veloce Jota

[Sam @SamScrizz]

When it happens no one will know.

[pappy🥷🏾 @p4ppypee]

how life feels after the long awaited win finally shows up.

[Sam @SamScrizz]

The gift of discernment is real af

[conduct|r @conductr_]

“all sins are attempts to fill voids.”
damn what a line. what a f*cking line…

[Oluchyy 💙🌹 @OluchyyRaregem]

Btw your soulmate would actually be nice to you, invest in you, and make it clear they like you.

[Alix @AlixG_2]

I'm absofuvckinglutely convinced that those of us who wouldn't pay attention in school were instinctively fighting off the indoctrination.

[Sam @SamScrizz]

@DylanEveryday Pack finna hit Saturday night

[Calvin | Fight of Faith @FightofFaith]

There’s 650 recorded prayers in the Bible.

650 to God.
0 to Mary.
0 to Mormon Jesus.

[Sam @SamScrizz]

@vavodica_ @wawawitha4 He has a name 😭 it’s Harambe. Dicks been out since 2016

[, @Zvbear]

Samsung could show me the future and I’m still getting an iPhone

[Sam @SamScrizz]

This may be the greatest tweet of all time

[Link🇻🇦 @ZeldaZealot]

What the Lone Juror heard on the way to the courthouse this morning

[Sam @SamScrizz]

And… it happened 😂😂😂 what in insane past week of my life

[Sam @SamScrizz]

Soon

[Kat @katdegen]

The hairline index never misses: the purer a man’s heart is, the better his hairline

[Sam @SamScrizz]

3 girls asked me for a 4sum tonight. I’m the type to fall in love after sex, had to protect my mental 😭 the hardest choices require the strongest wills. Can’t be in love with 3 girls at once 😭

[𝕬sk-᥆𝖿-𝖄𝕭𝕸-𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖑𝖚𝖌🥶🥶 @goldensoulz1]

She hides her boyfriend, but shows her body. The love is private, the lust is public. Welcome to modern women.

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

Niggas be atheist until the plane start shaking

[Sam @SamScrizz]

We bumpin tf outta No flocking Saturday night. Fuck flock. Florida with another massive W.

[MP | Masculine Peak 🧠 @MasculinePeak]

It's honestly scary how easily women get manipulated by social media.

[Rasky☎️🐍 @razaqoladeji44]

Craving one crazy assist from God.