Samuel Gray

[Samuel Gray @samuelgray]

I love boiled shrimp.

[Samuel Gray @samuelgray]

Did you know there is an increased Breast Cancer Risk among Women Who Work Predominantly at Night

[Samuel Gray @samuelgray]

House cleaning is not fun.

[Samuel Gray @samuelgray]

What is Martha up to?

[Samuel Gray @samuelgray]

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

[Samuel Gray @samuelgray]

Dreams Cancun one of the best in Cancun-

[Samuel Gray @samuelgray]

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

[Samuel Gray @samuelgray]

Went to Isla Mujeres years ago!

[Samuel Gray @samuelgray]

Cast your faith/fate to the wind.

[Samuel Gray @samuelgray]

Ah the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

[Samuel Gray @samuelgray]

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

[Samuel Gray @samuelgray]

Everybody wants to live forever but nobody wants to grow old.

[Samuel Gray @samuelgray]

You must try chicken breast skewers with Mango chutney

[Samuel Gray @samuelgray]

I wish Bill Gates would loan me $5.00 till payday!

[Samuel Gray @samuelgray]

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut why can't he fix the hole in a boat?

[Samuel Gray @samuelgray]

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

[Samuel Gray @samuelgray]

Sex is like air – not important unless you are not getting any

[Samuel Gray @samuelgray]

Check out FTA…. It rocks.

[Samuel Gray @samuelgray]

Let’s ride our dirt bikes naked in the desert.

[Samuel Gray @samuelgray]

If it hurts STOP!!