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@memechat_app Because it help me to get money for my monthly recharge

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When my crush abuse me in English
Le me:-

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When my friend teach me how to edit a meme on inshot

Le me:-

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Hi

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*JAB PANT KI ZIP MAY NUNNU FAAS JAYE*

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Daughter: Mom i am pr£gnant.

Mom: Kya kaise?

Daughter: It was an accident.

Mom: Accident!., Kalmuhi chalte chalte ❤️de pe gir gayi thi kya?

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Nibba: Babu aapko chakkar nhi aate?

Nibbi: Mujhe kyun chakkar aayenge?

Nibba: Poori raat tum mere dimaag me ghoomti rehti ho na.

Nibbi: Fool hai gulab ka tootne nhi dungi, Babu aapki khade khade गाaand maar lungi, Jhukne nhi dungi.

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*Mummy papa ke sath khelte huye*

Kid: Papa ghoda bano.

Dad: Theek hai.

Kid: Par kaam waali baai ki tarah nhi, kal aap usey dhakke maar maar kar thak gaye, par woh chali nhi.

~Ghor sannata~

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Ma'am: Write an essay on "My teacher"

*2 minutes later*

Student: ‌‌चौडी गाaand ko English mein kya bolte hai ?

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A girl was handling a boy's c0ck for the first time. After some time few drops came out, she asked what's that ?

Boy: "Ye toh khushi ke aansoo hain"

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He : Kal party mein kyu nhi aayi ?

She : Girl's problem.

He : Ohh sorry, bahut pain hoga na?

She : Abey ❤️de pehanne ke liye kapde nhi the.

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"DURING S€X"

She : Aah thoda aur....thoda aage....thoda right....thoda sa aur....bas bas thoda sa left....!

He : Behen¢hod S€X kr rhi hai ya lawda parking mein lagwa rahi hai.!

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Police : Jis car ne thoka, uska colour or No yaad hai ?

Boy : wo toh yaad nhi, lekin chalane wali ladki ke shirt ke 2 button khuley they, bra black colour ki thi, size 36? Hoga.

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She : Mujhe cream roll khaana hai.

He : ok abhii lekr aata hu.

She : Bahar wala nhi, tumhara wala.

He : Mere pass koi cream roll nhi hai.

She : Pogo dekh jakar madarc#od.

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Me: Abhi ek gaana sun rha tha to teri bhut yaad aai
Bestfriend: Aaacha konsa

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She: Breakup hurts the most
Me: kabhi pank ki zip me nunu phasa hai
She: haan ek bar

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"When i go shopping with mom"
Shopkeeper : 3000rs only
Me : 2500rs

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"When i get more mark's than my friend"
Me: kitne mile tujhe.
Friend: 40 tujhe
Me: 44....