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crisp dr pepper and bravo tv enthusiast

[James @JamesPhl96]

Some of the places with majority Democrat voters looks like this actually

[мαтт @chamattleao]

meu cérebro está assim quando estou em silêncio

[Fred Figglehorn @mirbartierr]

When shorty ask u “What did u eat today?” And u gotta lie cuz u ate
12 icecream sandwiches

[özge @yasamkec1s1]

ilk iki okaydi de üçüncüde allahımı gördüm

[MF⚜️ @GOATED_WF]

LMAOOOOOO

[𝓢𝓵𝓪𝓶 👁️⃤ @slamwontmiss]

Dolly Parton talks about how she handled men while rising to fame and reveals that her grandfather used to call her “Jezebel.”

Howard Stern: “You were extremely attractive, a very good-looking woman. Were men constantly hitting on you? Did they try to take advantage of you, not only in business but sexually as well?”

Dolly Parton: “Well, I was 18 when I moved to Nashville. I met my husband the first day I got there. I had left two boyfriends back home thinking, ‘The last thing I want in Nashville is a boyfriend.’ So what’s the first thing I do? Find one.

“Men flirted with me, but I was a flirt myself, and I never took it wrong. I’ve said in interviews that I look like a woman, but I think like a man.”

Howard Stern: “There were guys in business who would say, ‘Hey, you want to record for me? Come out to dinner, have a couple of drinks,’ implying a quid pro quo. That wasn’t your experience?”

Dolly Parton: “I never slept with anybody to get ahead. If I slept with somebody, it’s because I wanted to, not because I was doing it to get from point A to point B.”

“I was gonna dress like I dressed and look like I looked. I would have been disappointed if somebody hadn’t noticed me.”

“My grandpa would call me Jezebel and say, ‘Don’t you want to go to heaven?’ I’d say, ‘Yeah, I want to go to heaven, but do I have to look like hell when I get there?’”

“Daddy couldn’t whip it out of me, Mama couldn’t talk it out of me, and Grandpa couldn’t preach it out of me. I was gonna look the way I looked, and I still do, because that’s how I felt.”

[Nicole Elbin @_nelb_]

I gotta be honest y'all Sabrina Carpenter does not seem like a nice person

[‎auds @ventisual]

got my body cracking right oh my gawd

[Tintin @rentierrobbe]

That second photo has her looking like the wife of a 20th century Latin American or southeast Asian dictator

[Covie @covie_93]

See what happens when he speaks to an audience with an average IQ in the triple digits.

[🧞‍♂️ @Justaboyli]

when you practice something over and over and you actually get better at it

[TENDERONI @Tender_oni]

Why is he low key giving drag king

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

😭 when the real housewives of prison coming back chile… #RHOP

[La Flaca @Laflacadealado]

Cuando por fin me puedo meter a mí camita después de laburar todo el día

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

feeling like this

[𝒃𝒂𝒎𝒃𝒊 ॐ @cremebambi]

this woman has literally set the standard for beauty in recent years, yet she continues to feel insecure and to want to ‘improve’ herself more and more; perfection does not exist, and addiction to cosmetic surgery is a real phenomenon...

[َ @_1jiis]

انتي دايما هادية وساكتة
انا مع الي احبهم وارتاحلهم:

[ᵔᴥᵔ @michaelmoran48]

People keep saying he’s mean now cuz he lost weight, but he don’t look too jolly here either

[G @agnostostheoss]

Clear proof that there’s no one meaner/nastier than a gay man who used to be fat

[Postmodern Cleopatra @venisebitchh]

Do you think Dolly Parton ever said chile