Sad bee 🌚

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[Zoldyck @Michealkaiser_]

Ain't gonna lie seeing glitter graphics like this in 2026 is like seeing a cave painting…lost art form 💕

[SB @spookyxxboobs]

having a friday the 13th before valentine’s day is proof this year was made for spooky lover girls

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

I read a quote that said, “You can be the prettiest shade of green, but you’ll never be enough for someone whose favorite color is blue,” and it really stuck with me.

[tristan @finalboytristan]

“Hello. One ticket, please.”
“For what movie?”
Me at the concession stand:

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Someone wished me Merry Chrysler, but I didn’t have the heart to tell them I celebrate Toyotathon, so I just said Happy Honda Days.

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

i know my period is coming up when i start feeling like this

[ᴀꜱʜ ᴅᴜᴘʀᴇᴇ @WrecklessLove]

To the girl on TikTok who said to use children's liquid Motrin for a sore throat, THE KEYS TO THE CITY DAHLING! 😭😭

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Dear Santa,
• At least 6'1
• opens the door
• goes out of his way to make me happy
• plan dates & buy me flowers without asking (bare minimum)
• emotionally intelligent
• obsessed with me
• can't breathe without me
• provider, rich & soft spoken

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

I don’t want to fix my spending habits. I want to afford them.

[🦢 @meishato]

“AI is replacing us” i’d like to see AI beg a mediocre man for the bare minimum

[Thato @Tidoo_Wax]

this year i had a thousand chances to waste money and i took them all.😭😭

[ً @prinkasusa]

thanks for spending time with me today. can you just fill this questionnaire:

- did i act ok
- wasi cool
- was i fun
- did you have fun
- did i do anything wrong
- do you still love me

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

i used to prefer texting over calling but now i prefer being unreachable

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

The lover girl in me will never die but she’s definitely traumatized

[Miilato @miiilato]

When I forget to stay busy for one second and suddenly get a wave of everything that ever hurt me

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

I’m gonna kill myself

[¥ @laylanaiim]

I’m grown enough to admit I’m not the easiest person to love. Life put me through a lot, so yeah… I overthink, I get triggered quick, I shut down, and sometimes I don’t even make sense. I’m sensitive as hell and I need patience.
But one thing about me? My love is REAL.

[✨fєαяℓєѕѕℓσяι✨ @Fearlesslori___]

Two givers in a relationship looks like
• He paid for her nails so she paid for his next 2 cuts
• She made the list, he bought the groceries and brought them inside, she put them away.
• She cooked, he cleaned.
• She bought him cologne so he sent her on a Spa Day
• He covered every bill so she booked the trip
• She bought him Js so he filled her tank/detailed the car

It's not about going 50/50 on expenses. It’s about going 100/100 in life. You pour into me, I pour into you. You prioritize me, I prioritize you. It’s really that simple when you know a person has your back!