Zoya

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Excited for Anger Management's debut tonight.Have reached the point of not being ashamed to check out the new lows of Charlie Sheen #Winning

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The only advantage of a heat wave is that it provides the perfect excuse to work from home! I am going to love tomorrow!

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@Chokatella lol he cracks me up!! does he still panic wen calculating the position for risk report or has solarc saved him

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@Chokatella What did you and Jen drink last night cos she did the same!! :O

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3 hrs till i hightail it outta here with my fave work-buddy..to drink and bitch, heck yea!

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Trying to be zen, but can it really work if people go out of their way to piss me off?Going to Eataly tonight to drink my frustrations away!

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Hump Day!! Today is going well, simply judging from the fact that i am tweeting after noon

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How is it just after noon, i thought i had successfully wasted WAYYY more time than just 3.5hours!!

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Remember when you were in school and hated exams and studying and teachers, well atleast you had 3 months off in the summer #justsaying

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Can people please just learn the difference between THEY'RE, THEIR AND THERE?? This is grade school grammar people, come the fuck on.

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Is living life counting down from weekend to weekend really living?

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The moment when you realize just how much business you are generating for the Chinese place in your hood :/

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Singing Baby Got Back(stuck in my head since Tuesday) at work and boss walks by.. worst impression ever or best way to make new friends?

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@Chokatella This is awesome! We have new avenues to waste time..long live interest/software/computer people!

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All the single guys in NYC are single for a reason #undateable

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Hump day,woke up at 8,reached work half an hour late,forgot to get breakfast and lunch and its not even noon.Wish i could take a siesta.

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Alright, i am bored of FB (is it the IPO?) and now i resolve to waste even more time using this site

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back in Philly for a day...am sure gonna miss it!

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must watch bruno.

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watching Love me if you dare and bawling my eyes out