Sam Sutherland

| Amateur in Some Things | Professional in Others |

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@boardyai @andrewdsouza excited about what Boardy is doing with AI-powered introductions. want in on Boardy Pro

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@Rothmus Looks like @TheoVon

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AI is like having a Magic 8 Ball that is really good at probability and statistics

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@DiceyPrince_ What genie comes out after rubbing that lamp?

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NYC SaaS founders: Scaling fast but worried about contract gaps? I’m a remote legal advisor—subscription agreements that lock in revenue, not disputes. DM me for a quick tip or chat.

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@nypost Who is being recruited to the masturbation police?

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@elonmusk I’m down as long as there’s a a super special on April 20th

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@Simpsons_tweets Framed in a shadow box. My tape collection is in a paper bag in the car

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Crazy that chiropractors trace their history back to the hymenoptera order! If this doesn’t legitmatize those back-crackers I don’t know what will

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@MikeReissWriter @TheSimpsons Hi everybody! Thanks for clarifying!!

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Imaginary conversation with John Swartzwelder:
Sutherland: Enough of the talky talk, when do we get to see the first baseball?
Swartzwelder: (absent)

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@rorysutherland Great point. I’d add that pursuing immediate shareholder value won’t add very much growth in the long term. How often when executive compensation is tied to short term increases in shareholder value, is there a swift uptick followed by a glorious explosion?

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Jokes for the end of the world.

Heat death: hot enough for you?
It’s the humidity that gets you.
It’s like a sauna out here

Water levels rising: where’s Noah when you need him?
I guess that dove and rainbow were playing tricks on us
I could use a glass for all this water

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I’m watching the Shanghai opening of @Disney and I’m shocked by the lack of diversity in the performers. Appalling

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@CheriDiNovo Are you suggesting the media should be biased? Should the national broadcaster exclude those whose opinions differ from yours?

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@daleethompson What about former Nazis in parliament?

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I'm still committed to starting my day with a tall glass of soapy water, but does anyone know when I'll start to feel the benefits of clean living?

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@redheadranting I waited until marriage to meet my spouse

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@unlearn16tweet Next time I'm in Toronto I will. So happy to connect!