Schaffer the Darklord

I am the rapper known as Schaffer the Darklord. For booking inquiries, please contact [email protected]

[Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark]

Subscribe to my Patreon at https://t.co/mkCDxw4mwS and get exclusive monthly tracks, plus remix kits, behind-the-scenes videos, unreleased cover songs, access to streaming concerts and much more! https://t.co/kgto9j2HYC

[Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark]

Summer tour w/@lextheconartist & @MasterHand_Band kicks off tomorrow!

Sat June 27: ROCHESTER (4PM EARLY SHOW!)
Mon June 29: COLUMBUS, OH
Tues June 30: PITTSBURGH
Wed July 1: NEW YORK CITY
Thur July 2: PHILADELPHIA
Fri July 3: BALTIMORE

Come. Tix: https://t.co/F8YjI0fVdG

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Sat. June 13, 2026 @ 8pm EST: Join @mclars & me for Villains in the Feed, a live streaming nerdcore concert in celebration of our favorite bad guys. MC Snax opens. VIP tix with exclusive perks available now: https://t.co/qSC0qS7QkW

[Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark]

I’ve been obsessed with Darth Vader since age 3. Come watch me explore his lore and perform a lot of nerdcore rap songs when I team up with @mclars & @aninjanamedsnax for Villains in the Feed, streaming live on Sat June 13th. Tix: https://t.co/F03wFWMeON

[Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark]

In the new episode of "Collect All 79," I add a vintage vehicle, find my final pilots, invent a display option for carded figures and write a song destined to stick in your head all summer. Please like & subscribe, nerds! #collectall79 #kennerstarwarstoys

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Sat June 13: @mclars & I present “Villains in the Feed,” a live stream concert exploring lore behind beloved baddies. Lars will examine antagonists of Edgar Allen Poe & I will deep dive into Darth Vader. MC Snax opens. VIP tix w/exclusive perks available: https://t.co/qSC0qS7QkW

[Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark]

If you've ever liked my song "Supervillain" from my 2007 album "Mark of the Beast," you're gonna love its all-new modern update. New beat. New vocal performance. New aggression. Mixed by Vince Vandal. Available exclusively on Patreon: https://t.co/8GDwcOTn3i

[Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark]

May the Fourth is not only Star Wars Day; it's also MCA Day. RIP Adam Yauch (August 5th, 1964 - May 4th, 2012)
#maythe4th #mcaday

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[Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark]

Happy Star Wars Day! Have you been watching my youtube series about vintage Kenner Star Wars toy collecting? Because if not...I find your lack of "likes and subscribes" disturbing.

Peep that nerdy business: https://t.co/4WeWiQ29QJ

[Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark]

Hey, friends! My big-ass merch sale continues! More items are being added! But don't delay, because this sale will end in May! GET THAT STUFF WHILE YOU CAN! https://t.co/xutrBSa03A

[Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark]

RHP Commissioner Bunny Buxom explains why she won't be in attendance at TasselMania 8 on Saturday May 16th, 2026 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY. TIX: https://t.co/dTMvTZiv2f

#rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania

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RHP Intercuntinental Champion Kita St. Cyr still awaits a challenger for TasselMania 8 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. TIX: https://t.co/dTMvTZiv2f #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania
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From ring official to Intercuntinental Champion, Seedy Edie looks back before her Hall of Fame induction ceremony at TasselMania 8 on Saturday May 16th, 2026 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY. TIX: https://t.co/dTMvTZiv2f #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania
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[Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark]

My apartment is getting crowded, and I need some money, so...I'm having a big-ass merch sale! Tees, hats, posters, CDs, memorabilia & more! This sale could last a week or a month. I don't know. I'm impulsive. Buy some stuff while it's cheap. THANK. https://t.co/xutrBSa03A

[Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark]

I just released a new episode of "Collect All 79!" In this installment, I review three custom figures from The Next 17. Please like and subscribe, nerds! https://t.co/jrcR99FaUL

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Schaffer the Darklord's HORRORSHOW, my 2024 musical tribute to scary movies, is now available to watch on youtube! Go get spooky, creeps!

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RHP superstar Right Now Rouge responds to a challenge from her former valet Artina Darkly ahead of TasselMania 8 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. TIX: https://t.co/dTMvTZiv2f  #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania

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Middle-aged MAGA men admire and ENVY Trump for his constant lies and tough guy posturing. He makes them nostalgic for a time when they were the world’s smartest, strongest men in their children’s eyes. Before their kids learned to read. Before they lost custody in their divorces.

[Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark]

Unpredictable superstar Artina Darkly plans to rewrite her RHP story with a bold challenge for TasselMania 8 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. TIX: https://t.co/dTMvTZiv2f #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania https://t.co/0ikPiruEvd

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Watch me perform my Easter song "Night of the Living Christ" while paying tribute to the 1973 film "The Exorcist" in my 2024 tribute to scary movies "Schaffer the Darklord's Horrorshow."
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RHP New York Champion Stella Nova responds to a challenge ahead of TasselMania 8 on Saturday May 16th, 2026 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY. TIX: https://t.co/dTMvTZiv2f #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania https://t.co/ecdUYzEGQQ