Jordan Schultze

Healthcare Data Consultant | Twins Lifer | Mediocre Gaming Enthusiast | Movie Nerd | Sometimes they call me Hot Dogg🤠

[Jordan Schultze @schultze_]

The haters are FURIOUS we made it to Friday again #wolvesback

[Thomas Sullivan @Yfz84]

Rudy Gobert just held Victor Wembenyama to 4 points in a playoff game. DPOY

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@Champ_Lion That’s that Donda Academy in him

[sav @loveandbuckets]

dawg cheryl ain’t new to this she true to this 😭https://t.co/bLYDfKLFAm

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

A rare WNBA tweet for me

1. The Lynx got HOSED by calls in last year’s Finals, they should’ve won
2. Collier gets less ref respect than any NBA/WNBA star, it’s bizarre
3. The reffing last night was hilariously bad
4. This is unequivocally a foul ⬇️⬇️⬇️

[ems 🍂 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

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@MisterBaseball0 Mr Baseball are you cursed with immortality?

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If the twins are going to suck ass for eternity, they could at least make the beer cheap… #mntwins

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@BWarneThoughts Somehow this is Lavelle’s fault

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@Twins “We gutted your team AND we’re not leaving!”

FUCK THE POHLADS

[Jake Paynting @JakePaynting]

https://t.co/YCxcuT02ZJ

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@DadNrth The people need them!!

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@DadNrth Banger tweet Michael

[Twins Insider @PrimeBeauregard]

Guy spent 4 years hitting fungos to the infield but now he wants to lift the baseball again

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@WhollySchmitz Thanks man, needed this desperately

[Jordan Schultze @schultze_]

If anyone needs me, I'll be taking a bath with my toaster

[Will Ragatz @WillRagatz]

They did the Jhoan Duran entrance in Philly for the first time and I’m emotional

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@Twins

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@sarkerpipes what about 4 ?