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I dunno. Ummmm...I like your butt.

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@marcysuperstar You got this! I'm a grocery employee, so I don't get time off right now.

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Well...let's see if Twitter can help me feel more human during this crazy time.

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@TomCostantino @TheOrville @hulu @planetary_union @CoolHandHayley My hair has left me.

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@hipsterocracy

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@juliedove Did you happen to see my personality in there?

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@marcysuperstar I mean...what do you do with them?

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@marcysuperstar Tomato sauce(?)

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@YoEaves It's quite a deep rabbit hole constantly expanding due to technological advancement and our increasing dependence on it. We are almost constantly bombarded with visual and subliminal marketing messages. Low self esteem is crucial for the religion that is capitalism.

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@CazzyBat He's out there waiting for you too.

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@nypost For those that don't want to read it: He's an "actor". He took her on a comedy show. He's from Kazakhstan. It's clearly a bit. Borat would be proud.

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@marcysuperstar

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@hipsterocracy I call bullshit.

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@DevonESawa Fuck. Is this happening in my state? I don't feel safe.

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@YoEaves They tend to host group events often, and the people I have met at these events tend to be lovely, though most are a little shy at first. Card/game shops are also on this list.

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@YoEaves I mean, have you tried the comic book store?

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@TheKurtFuller I was fat in the way you were thin...sarcastically.

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@RatchetNurse1 I...I'm both.

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@marcysuperstar

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@juliedove Growing up my grandma would give me a hot toddy whenever I got sick. I still swear by them to this day.

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@HaleyVlietstra You can change it to something you CAN remember...or store it in a text to yourself. Make it seem like a regular text. Like "1 out of every 2 pickles have 3 bumps and can be sliced into 4 pieces."